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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

A hole for a hole

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A hole for a hole

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

    • Zellith@kbin.social
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      Ass tastes like ass… why would anyone eat it?

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        • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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          Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

          I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

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            • Bgugi@lemmy.world
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              #NotEveryEColi

            • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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              I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

              Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

              Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

              • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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                Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

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                  That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

                  Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

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          • 1847953620@lemmy.world
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            You have issues, then.

        • Zellith@kbin.social
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          " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

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          STD’s love this approach.

    • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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      Second human here. As a Germaphobe, these people are vile.

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        I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

        I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

        • radix@lemm.ee
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          I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.

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            My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

            Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

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              My family isn’t medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don’t have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

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              • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I can’t imagine wearing shoes indoors. But I live in frozen tundra of wet so that definitely contributes.

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      Adding to the list of sane people. Hi its me and my gf

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      I don’t even like looking at it!

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    I know Lemmy is for nerds because there’s a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.

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      I’m literally a microbiologist, but I’m scared of weighing in. In short, eat that ass.

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        Also a microbiologist, don’t eat that ass, shit’s gross.

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          Wipe first.

  • Qkall@lemmy.ml
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    it’s only right

  • Rooty@lemmy.world
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    I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.

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    That’s not funny

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