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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2年前

Uranus is so big!!

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Uranus is so big!!

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2年前
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      Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

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        They knew what they were doing

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        Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.

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      😳

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    64 if you relax

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      Holy shit, you made my day

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    But

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      Butt, lol

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    Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

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      Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

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        It doesn’t.

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        Nooooope

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    I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.

    Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.

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      Seeing how Uranus is a Greek in origin named after one of their mythological figures, the proper Greek pronounciation would be more like “Ooranos”

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        That seems pretty similar to the german prnunciation

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      It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.

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    Aragorn voice: “But today is not that day!!”

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      Homer Beer baron in the distance

      ^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t

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    Astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke

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      Let me locate it for you

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    In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.

    It’s also crazy that astronomers didn’t go with the objectively cooler ‘Ouranos’ spelling of the name, and instead went with the ‘Your Anus’ spelling.

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      presumably not the same cave he was having sex with

      It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.

      That’s the actual myth.

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        Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

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      Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”

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    That beats the current sharpie record!

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    You’re a nuss.

    That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

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      Nah I’m good fam

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      The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

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    Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

    astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

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      It’s true, they changed it to urectum

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        🤣

        this guy gets it

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          Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

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      Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

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      For real? What’d they change it to?

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    Important question, do they mean

    1. 63*V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64*V_Earth > V_Uranus

    or

    1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth <= V*_Uranus
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    Siswet: “Only 63?”

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      Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?

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        It means that you are an erudite person.

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    … in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

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