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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

💀💀 2006 was 18 years ago

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💀💀 2006 was 18 years ago

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Reading this makes me feel ancient

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      I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.

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        Hi, I’m from 2002, I’m 21

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          NUH-UH

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            I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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              SPONGE, BOB, SQUARE, PANTS!

              • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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                OOOOOOOHHHHHH

                • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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                  WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

        • LukeMedia@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.

        • Micromot@feddit.de
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          That goes for the US, in germany kids from 2007 onwards can drink

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      You are not alone in this

  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    TIME TO BECOME A COG IN PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE SOCIETY

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      2 years ago

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Register to vote. Vote in every election that comes along. Primaries, special elections, whatever.

  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m sure the 3 kids born in 2007 that use Lemmy are terrified.

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    Speaking as a 40 year old: Run, bitch! Run!

    • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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      Already feel the same being 27. It’s sad that they probably still think they have time.

  • cosmicrose@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOOOOUUUUUU

  • LivingIn@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    It’s not as bad as you think!

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, turning 30 is way worse

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        I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.

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          Buddy, I don’t think it’s normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.

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            I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ain’t one.

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              Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.

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                At least they wear a diaper.

              • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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                No.

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            I mean… It’s not not normal. It shouldn’t be a frequent or common thing, but a one off? Yeah, shit happens.

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          Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.

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          Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass

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        And nobody likes you when you’re twenty-three.

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          They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re 21, you’re no fun.

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            Wow that song is 21 years old now

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        Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I’m 30+

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        I’m closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.

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        But even that’s not as bad as you would think.

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      Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.

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    seeing that the xbox one is already getting obsolete and the xbox 360 is a retro console now is fucked up

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      •_•

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    gotta love this meme being posted every year for the last 5 or so years. absolute classic.

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      I’m one of today’s lucky 10,000.

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    Just remember, don’t wait for your life to start. Your life is here right now.

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    I’m 18 in 2 years?

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-

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      Removed by mod

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      That means you still have 9 good years left. Live for me, wake up without your back hurting, stay up until 2 and have it not affect you. Eat garbage food and not gain weight, or spend the morning on the toilet.

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        Sorry for your experience, but you’re projecting. Most people don’t decline like that by 25.

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          I was clearly exaggerating for humor. You seem fun.

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            Take that back! I am not fun!

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    Time doesn’t stop, everyone will get old and out of touch

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    Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)

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    I am in this picture and I don’t like it. Why did you have to remind me of my coming of age? Ugh. I don’t want to grow up.

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      I don’t want to grow up either, but I’m already 20 :(

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        Already 20, loool. Enjoy it <3

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          I’m scared D:

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      you’ll do okay

      it sucks sometimes but it’s better more often than not

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        I just don’t want to become a zombie. None of the older folks have any free time.

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          Use them as examples of what not to do.

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            Work? We don’t really have a choice.

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              Strike and unionize

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                Right, with the end goal of better working conditions. At work, whilst working.

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    2004 kids turn 20.

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