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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

And this is why I no longer have cable.

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And this is why I no longer have cable.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    They’re making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There’s really only one solution left, matey.

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      No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

      Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

      We are the piiiiirates

      Who dont do anything

      We just staaaay here

      And lie around

      Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

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        Look, I’m just asking you to do anything

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          And I’m just telling you, we don’t do anything

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            And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

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          Fine.

          bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

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            Kinky

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              I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.

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        Spastic

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      My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.

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        That doesn’t stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.

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          That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.

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          Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I’m currently watching.

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          There’s a skip button and at least it’s for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em

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            Paramount+ doesn’t have a skip button, but I already gave them up.

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        Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?

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      This chair be high, says I!

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