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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Gastronomical Masterpiece

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Gastronomical Masterpiece

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Mayonnaise.

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      is lazy person risotto ._.

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        Not even approaching risotto

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          was joke [.__.]

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            Not even approaching joke

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              Was {._.}

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                ._.

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                  Not even

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                Not even approaching was

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      Excellent! I thought I was the only deranged person who loves freshly cooked rice with some mayo. I’ve noticed a lot of people really look down on mayonnaise for some reason, when all it is, is some egg and oil, salt optional but great IMO, and some lemon juice to complement, also optional. I feel that just goes really well with a starch like rice!

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        I don’t want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I’m sorry. :P

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          Well I was disgusted if it makes you feel any better.

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          You’re forgiven. I know I’m not the only person though, I’m Chilean and we love putting mayo on everything over there. I’m just deranged to the rest of the world lol.

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