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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前

Ben Garrison with a banger

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Ben Garrison with a banger

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前
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  • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Almost perfect cartoon, the redundant “Epstein Island” text ruins it

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      No I need more labels to understand what’s going on.

      • muirc [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah, for Garrison this is positively Spartan.

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Who is that mouse person? I can’t tell without a label. Why would Ben do this to me?

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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      I spent at least three minutes looking for the redundant text before I realized RNAi is referring to the speech bubble. Nyoro~n

    • sovietknuckles [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah, if he’s going to refer to “Epstein Island”, he needs to label the island that too

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    This has gotta be one of his best. Not a very high bar but still

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    i saw this and made a sound like a howler monkey.

    ironically i think garrison made clinton’s face less decrepit and fucked up than the genuine article. you know eli valley wouldn’t have facetuned him like that.

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    Amazing fortune that Garrison’s objectively funniest comic is also not even wrong. Hell, this is funny to me in exactly the way he wanted it to be! Incredible

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Do you think Mr. Garrison neglected to give Willie a BIG DUMPER because he’s worried about the LITIGIOUS WOKESCOLDS at Disney sueing him? Or has Ben Garrison taken the volcel oath and sworn off his horniness?

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Obviously this is a fake, the real Ben G would draw Mickey with a garbage tuck ass.

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    I like how Garrison just mashed together totally unrelated things just based on whatever is in the cultural zeitgeist atm. Steamboat Willie has nothing to do with Clinton or Epstein besides him being on a boat and Epstein’s sex dungeon being on an island. It’s just total stream of consciousness.

    • oktherebuddy@hexbear.net
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      iirc Clinton’s nickname was slick willie when he was in office

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        It’s still pretty irrelevant. It’s decades since he was a real public figure.

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s the classic conservative media guy trying to fit 6 grievances into their “satire” so it comes out the end so confused you’re not even sure what they’re mad about anymore.

    • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      steam of conscious

      steam BOAT of conscious

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    Wow, his nose really does look like the tip of a penis.

  • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    HOLD ON!

    Look at the wheel, it’s missing a radius,

    Look at the O-float-thing, too small for a person to fit in

    This was made by ChatGPT bullshit, I knew it had too few labels to be an original Ben Garrison

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      What’s weird is the version on his website isn’t missing the wheel spoke, it just clips through his hand instead

      • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        patriots are in control

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If he wanted to be more accurate, he should use Pinnochio’s last setting (Pleasure island) as a basis for Epstein’s island…

    I mean, the damn story has teenage minors, albeit males, converted into donkeys and sold…

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    deleted by creator

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    my GOAT

    Death to America

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