My son failed to beat Iudex Gundyr and is now dead because he didn’t use his estus flask in time. This is the 8th time this has happened to me. Natural selection is taking a while to kick in but soon enough, my sons will be parrying Pontiff Sulvayhn with the best of them. Thank you, Darwin!
I sent my son out into the wild with a shield and spear at age 6, modern medicine is making men weak.
Smh he’ll never learn how to roll dodge with that shield, this is why there’s a crisis of masculinity
REAL MEN learn to CARRY HEAVY OBJECTS and FAT ROLL to AVOID ENEMY ATTACKS
My son failed to beat Iudex Gundyr and is now dead because he didn’t use his estus flask in time. This is the 8th time this has happened to me. Natural selection is taking a while to kick in but soon enough, my sons will be parrying Pontiff Sulvayhn with the best of them. Thank you, Darwin!