wombat [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agoholy fuck, r/neoliberal just disproved communism, shut this site downwww.reddit.comexternal-linkmessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1104
arrow-up1104external-linkholy fuck, r/neoliberal just disproved communism, shut this site downwww.reddit.comwombat [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square151fedilink
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·10 months ago: “My house is on fire! What should we do?!” Commie: “Spray water on it!” Fascist: “Spray gasoline on it!” : “Their plans are both equally simple. Clearly they both are wrong!”
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·10 months agoNeoliberals will note that, in the event of a grease fire, spraying water is actually bad. And they will use this as a point of evidence in their “Why we should defund the fire department” master’s thesis.
: “My house is on fire! What should we do?!”
Commie: “Spray water on it!”
Fascist: “Spray gasoline on it!”
: “Their plans are both equally simple. Clearly they both are wrong!”
Neoliberals will note that, in the event of a grease fire, spraying water is actually bad. And they will use this as a point of evidence in their “Why we should defund the fire department” master’s thesis.