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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How Croissants are made

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How Croissants are made

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • CelloMike@startrek.website
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    This does not spark joy

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    I wish it was that easy to make croissants

    • °˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
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      Are you sure you’re making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

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    Is this… a bug report?

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

    • Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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      Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

      • alehc@slrpnk.net
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        Mind elaborating?

        • Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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          Chickens feet?

          Priapulida?

          The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

          I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

          As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

          To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

          In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

        • Denvil
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          The century egg comes to mind

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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    Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

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      American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          It has coleslaw so it’s healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

            It has to add up to minutes a year!

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              Take the time to reply to you, I guess

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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                Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

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                  *there is

                  Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

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                EPIC BURN lol

        • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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          To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

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    I hate you

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      I did not need to see this!

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    And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: Yummy

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    Meh, I’d still eat it… A really good croissant would be worth it

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      Protein is healthy for you.:-)

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    Someone please tell me that maggot doesn’t really exist.

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      That maggot doesn’t really exist…any more

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        ಠ_ಠ

        • PixellatedDave@lemmy.world
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          Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

          • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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            Close; Austria.

    • Jeom@lemmy.world
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      its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle

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        i hate this planet

        • 15liam20@lemmy.world
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          “The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”

          • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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            Well at least we have that in common.

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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      Pretty sure that’s a witchetty grub? I’m not Aussie so I can’t say for sure.

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        Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

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    Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

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    motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

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      Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    they call it land shrimp

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    Aha, I’m not the only one who thought they look like bugs.

    Still good eating.

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