goodnighttothe_spoon

I think about this every day. It doesn’t have to be like this anymore. It shouldn’t be like this anymore.

Is this poetry?

They see me rollin

Nope, never heard of it before. Does it work?

I’ve been trying it on my ever-receding hairline and my hair is only growing slower and slower up top 😢

You gotta rinse the beans bruh

I’m just in here taking notes.

Mr. Robot taught me you just need to microwave everything.

Jesus Christ, man.

Dude I was thinking the same thing, damn.

I had to go back and look… Too funny

They’re turning all of us trans, obviously. Can’t you see it??? Even the frogs are gay now smh my head.

The one episode where they actually succeeded in taking over the world, it was when Brain finally let Pinky have a crack at a plan. It had something to do with shiny pants, I think.

Or you could say Scientific CONgress…

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It is a great show. It’s actually based on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, they just put a cute little tiger in place of Mr. Rogers and gave him a red sweater too.

Bluey is legit. Ms Rachel is the 🐐. My kid doesn’t like sesame Street yet, but I respect their commitment. Shout-out Daniel Tiger.

Nah, I’m not your buddy, pal.

It’s hard to realize you’re listening to a dumbass talk when you yourself are a dumbass.

They really fucking hate us, don’t they?

I know the OOP probably won’t see this comment, but if they could I would say:

You know what to do.