And I enjoy the deeply problematic show SpongeBob SquarePants
there’s a party? why didnt anyone invite me?
You gotta pay 9,99 monthly for your license to be a full party member.
Oh god is Spongebob on the Epstein client list?
dont ask spongebob where he was 1933 - 1945
Speaking of yellow cartoon characters it’s always hilarious to me that there’s an explicit canonical explanation why the Minions from Despicable Me didn’t work for Hitler or assist in WW2
What is that explanation?
Iirc the Minions participated in Napoleon’s invasion of Russia during which they almost shot Napoleon with a cannon. Because of this failure the Minions went into exile in Antarctica until Gru rediscovers them sometime in the 70s
If I had a kid I’d only allow them to watch Ms. Rachel and Spongebob.
Im not in the parent scene but I heard bluey is good ? cant vouch for it though . Plus Sesame street seems nice.
Bluey is legit. Ms Rachel is the 🐐. My kid doesn’t like sesame Street yet, but I respect their commitment. Shout-out Daniel Tiger.
Bluey is problematic because it’s causing children to adopt the barbaric australian dialect.
Daniel Tiger’s the best. Good messages, plus a cute tiger. It’s like if Tigger wore a red sweater and gave out good advice instead of bouncing Pooh every day. I am way too old for kids’ shows, but that one still seems neat. But maybe I’m just biased in favour of children’s shows with hug shaped main characters.
It is a great show. It’s actually based on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, they just put a cute little tiger in place of Mr. Rogers and gave him a red sweater too.
Is Sesame Street in danger from the PBS funding cuts?
Sesame Street is on Netflix now
Are they making new episodes?
i don’t know if they’ve started filming, just know of the purchase maybe 5-6 months ago
Easily done until the kid can operate the controls themselves.
Then when they can do that AND independently get out of bed you better already have passwords on everything.
Kids are honesty so cool
If the Hexbear Party Line is that Spongebob (the Canon Spongebob, mind you, so seasons 1-3 and the movie, nothing that came after) is bad, then the Hexbear Party Line is bad.
Early SpongeBob goes on strike in solidarity and attempts to seize the means of production
Late SpongeBob rats on his coworkers to his boss
At what point did SpongeBob become lib?
Sure, once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to socialist meetings
Learned all the old union hymns
Ah, but I’ve grown older and wiser
And that’s why I’m turning you in
So love me, love me, love me, I’m a liberal
You’ve just split the party.
The number of parties just got 10 orgs taller
I too enjoy Robert the Sponge
Shoot! You will only kill a shitposter
i wish I could be smug about it instead of just churning thoughts in my head for hours as I write up and then delete post after post knowing that it will be almost intentionally interpreted in the worst possible way and I’ll potentially be banned just for thinking in a different way about something\
uhh not that this happens to me or anything, that would be IF i had such wrong thought, obviously
Hexbear isnt a org nor a revolutionary movement so you shouldnt take Hexbear very serious. If Hexbear ever makes you feel bad maybe consider a break ? If you wanna talk Im here.
