The only reason I liked Truman Show was 90’s Jim Carrey.

you mf…

“The market of mass shootings is pushing the demand to new highs. People of all types are trying out new and improved forms of terror, capitalism is just providing the services needed and the infrastructure demanded to sustain such economy. We need to understand that capitalism is just a tool to improve our lives throughout it’s paths. Mass shootings, domestic terror and militias are just a new frontier. And we a society build around the conquest of such frontiers and limits. We can go beyond it. Again, actually.”

• A CEO, probably.

I Hate EVERY Truck Under The Sun

If you live in the US, fuck you I don’t care. Your culture was built around overcompensation I guess. BUT IF YOU ARE FROM ANY PART OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD AN HAVE SUCH MONSTROSITY? FUCK. YOU.

A Hylux almost run over my wife once just because. [https://share.google/images/7QjH5iOIRC3ebxsX3](The average motorcycle) here is a tiny urban one. How the fuck a pilot would feel safe piloting such moto around a FUCKING TANK?

Sorry the rant, I get pissed about the subject

Yep, it’s cool!

I was pulled out of my bed three times in the same night. At least felt like been pulled by the leg.

It’s was back in college days, I was alone in the house (I lived with other 4 guys). First two times I was pissed, third I got me the chills.

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Walked pass a Jaguar while it’s eating.

We were at this National Park deep into the Atlantic Forest taking soil samples and suddenly something screamed life a mf. And it ended just like it started. We thought it was a monkey or something, couple of those just passed above us but it sounded more ground level. Moving back, in the same trail we were hours early, some big cat trails. The guide went to a silent “WELL, SHIT” stance while giving us the proper warnings and such. As professionals we kinda knew how to deal and behave in the jungle but most of us were botanists, soil experts, ecologists and entomologists. Big cat behaviour wasn’t our thing.

Ten minutes walking the guide said to us to “just keep walking”. He started to stop while making moves to keep us moving. Suddenly something really heavy moved really fast around 10m far, moving alway from us. “Congratulations, you guys just met Dudu”. Dudu was a 80kg male dragging some sort or peccary around.

Fun.

Edit: the real fun was to walk the trail back to our hut and avoid the peccary group that was somewhere. People who knows hogs and such knows what I’m talking about.

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After my second degree I started to teach History at Middle and High School levels. During COVID there’s this kid who always showed a Machete during my live stream classes, but just for a frame or two. Apparently he did it just for fun. School staff wasn’t amused.

If it was in Brazil I would say that’s totally on Pisadeira’s (“stomping woman”) account. It’s one of those old rag types, kinda of Baba Yaga but brazilian folklore has a lot of Baba Yaga alikes not only one.

ah, here we are already plagued with what I called “federal mayors” and “international city council members”

Well… Why are people surprised at all? What is to be expected from a SucDem authorized by US Gov?

Brazilian soy is better because it actually have the beans of production

A humble conspiratorial nutjob: there’s a limit in my understanding of things that people doesn’t know are true and I’m mature enough to admit my lack of expertise.

Either that or money laundering.

Butt stuff is overrated

if we change the sun to a cooler one will Earth become flat?

Xiaolin Showdown

is BRICS before it was cool.

First Brazilian main character in my life.

I don’t know why exactly but your comment made me realize 6th graders here are 11. And for us 11yo are the childish pricks, not 12.

just like 6ft and 1,80m. Not the same at all, but equivalent.

I remember when I got some cheeks just for saying that I legitimately read the Wiki. I still do. More wiki reading less cheeks tho but I’m over 30 now I really prefer books over people for some time now

A black Colombian and a black Brazilian arriving in Congo:

/ “¿Dónde estamos?” / “Não faço idéia. Acho que estão falando francês.” / “Verdad… Senegal?” / “Sei lá… Mauritânia?” / “Mejor preguntarlos, no? Ellos parecen tan confundidos cuanto nosotros.” / “Você sabe francês?” / “No, lo sabes tu?” / “Irmão, eu não sei nem espanhol direito.” / “Tampoco yo lo se portugués pero acá estamos…” /

It’ never even tried

Monster girl is queer coded then?