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Did he say this for real holy fuck?
Honestly it would probably be good if America banned wifi
I’ve seen enough from those yanks. Pull the plug
I recall someone doing the math on this and demonstrated that spending decades next to a wifi router exposed you to as much radiation as being outside in the sun for a few minutes.
Einstein won the Nobel a hundred years ago proving that light works in chunks called photons. If a photon needs frequency v to ionize an atom, then you can shine frequency v/2 on it for years if you want — it will never ionize the atom. This is because the energy from the lower frequency light doesn’t “build up” in the atom until the electron is kicked out. The photon must have the correct amount of energy needed to interact with the electron and eject it. Otherwise, nothing happens.
So it might be true that the overall radiation exposure from WiFi in terms of total energy might be equivalent in a few years to solar energy received in a few minutes, but the physical impact is not equivalent. Sunlight contains ionizing radiation (hence sunscreen) while WiFi routers do not emit ionizing radiation. You can sit next to a router for your whole life and it will be fine. Maybe if you had a super powerful router, you’d start to worry about thermal radiation since WiFi sits in the microwave part of the spectrum.
You receive far more radiation from the heat sources and light sources in your home (separately, not combined!), than from wifi 😱
So it’s kinda like I DO go outside!
@Grok is this true? And how do we kill the sun?
Yes, the sun is a very strong source of radiation in comparison to wifi signals, and long-term exposure to the sun can cause skin cancer. This is why the countries with the highest rates of skin cancer are Australia and Israel, whose population’s white skin is not adapted to the higher rates of sunlight in these regions compared to the ancestral homeland of white people. These diseases are caused by the sun’s rays; in other words, it is because the sun is bright that it is dangerously radioactive. This is why the only solution to save white populations from skin cancer is to replace our current bright sun with a black sun.
I completely forgot about this bit account. I’ll be tagging you from now on.
Even the sun is trying to do white genocide smh
Just switch it with a black hole of equal mass really fast and hope nobody notices
Replace it with a cooler temperature bulb.
that will just make it brighter and bluer, we want it out not cold
i fucking HATE the sun
Freeloading sun has done nothing for us, get a job sun!
did someone say privatized sun
Not necessary! At night just sneak away before the sun comes back!
„All the toxins in my body”
Meanwhile my liver:
This explains why hardcore gamers are so much smarter than casual gamers. The hardcore gamers are using ethernet cables while the casuals have fried their brains with wifi microwaves.
Casual gamers have just forgotten all the racial slurs due to years of wifi abuse
Where’s Sirhan Sirhan Jr. when you need him?
I’m starting to think Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveller who went mad from the time travel process and targetted the wrong rfk.
You need a password to access your WiFi and barriers often need a password to bypass so obviously your blood brain barrier is getting your WiFi password and unlocking itself. Honestly it’s just basic scienceology.
with da wifi laser
Is that the Jewish one?
no the yakubian one
I don’t know what Yakubian means, but no girls!
Username doesn’t check out ig?
This is going to be used to make sure that only “government approved” wifi is allowed, and in turn, is also just going to be used to censor the internet so Americans can’t actually escape their media bubble. And the hogs will go wild for it, despite claiming to love freezepeach and hating when the government does stuff.
love freezepeach
Non-citizens, as their new goalpost now states, not eligible
i thought exposing yourself to harmful toxins made you into a super saiyan
tangent: ‘YourAnonNews’ and anyone claiming to be ‘Anonymous’ is an OP
The real anti-state anarchisty hacking group Anonymous ceased to be a thing after the LulzSec bust in 2012
I knew a guy who believed this. He worked in radiology.
I once met a former radiochemist who claimed he could feel radiation. Similar to anti-vax nurses, certain people can have been directly taught all the things that would debunk their crank shit and keep those beliefs anyway.
I mean, I guess you can feel it at high enough doses
Aircraft radar feels tingly when you’re a foot away from the nose radome
High enough can be low
At a certain point, these people become so convinced that they have the “special secret” that any evidence against their position only reinforces it, because why would people try to disprove them so hard unless they are right?
I knew a guy like this and he was getting his PhD in physics dealing with xrays to non-destructively test materials for cracks and other crazy shit.
Think Joe! I said ‘radiation’! What is radiation measured in? Rads! What else is ‘rad’? Radicals! As in: Radical Leftists! are hacking your brain! Q.E.D.Fun fact, the Rad has been deprecated since the 80s and replaced with the Gray. Which makes this an even better joke because it’d be a classic Rogan “expert” guest who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.
greys? like the aliens? this is even worse!
always mix your narcotics with a wifi radiobath to really open up the brain and get the most out of your dose
I once almost overdosed on weed because I smoked it too close to my router.
Quick, plug an ethernet cable into your phones!
