“Trust, but verify.”
All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]
Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.
Although, it was a little bit frightening.
Was this before or after the man in the back said “everyone attack”?
Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.
You can dance if you want to.
Kung Fu fighting is definitely not safety dancing. At all.
It’s the year 2145, and dancing has been deemed unsafe due to widespread kung-fu fighting and the NaeNaepocalypse of 2099. AI-controlled synthetic automatons now perform all dance-related functions. Automatic, systematic, full of color, self-contained fembots have eliminated the need for humans to engage in dancing. Captivating stimulating, filled with space age design, rhythmatic and acrobatic, they are dynamite attractions, geared to really blow your mind. Dancing, dancing, dancing.
Several people were kung fu fighting
Their speed was metaphorically lightning
I must admit I was mildly startled.
But I must also admit their timing was satisfactory.
Ok, is no one going to mention that he is holding a smaller hand to adjust his sunglasses?
AI image generators having to scrape stuff like this and somehow not come up with monstrosities
“An image of kung fu fighting, please.”
Screen full of sunglasses and hands touching said sunglasses to put them better on the face with a face
What
Not sure if this is sarcasm or a reference I’m not getting, but just in case: It’s not AI generated. I know this because the sign in the background is legible. The hand belongs to the woman to his right. The photo was taken right as he was lifting his hand to adjust/remove his sunglasses.
I think they were talking about AI being trained using this image. Like this dude got AI out here thinking people got hands on hands on hands.
My bad. Having ADHD can screw up my reading comprehension pretty badly at times.
On a closer look, the small hand is the guy behind him holding a phone to his ear
Is it a different guy? Or is it a second smaller head behind his larger head?
A valid interpretation of ambiguous photo. I suppose it’s impossible to know for sure.
Came here for the tiny hand
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I am joking, but it really does look like that if you’re not paying attention
Yeah, I figured it out after paying more attention!
Everybody that I’m referring to for the purposes of this song was kung fu fighting
From my understanding there were relatively as fast as lightning but clearly not literally.
However, it’s not hyperbole to say that it was a little bit frightening.
They may, in fact, not have had true expertise.
Wasn’t it more like not quite expert timing?
In this essay I will explain how it is not possible for them to be as fast as lightening. 1/348
They indeed were…and don’t call me Shirley.
Hey… nice beaver.
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
How the fuck isn’t this at the top?
I also question how fast their moves really were, as it’s impossible to be fast as lightning.
And even if they were, how is that even a little bit frightening?
You wouldn’t be frightened by some literally physically impossible moves?
Hell no! I’d be stoked because that would be dope to witness!
So many thunderclaps!
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Let’s say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
I really want to give you a wedgie for typing that
I stole it but I’ll take the wedgie anyway.
It really depends on what group of people we’re talking about, what if you were attending a kung-fu-con, then the odds of everybody kung fu fighting increases dramatically
Except lightning travels at 270,000 mph, therefore it is literally impossible that their moves were “fast as lightning.”
That’s the speed of lightning in a vacuum, the speed of lightning in a dojo is significantly slower. In fact scientists believe that it can be brought to a crawl visible to normal human vision using a Tai Chi doping process. (Vacuum: Yes, i know)
It still doesn’t seem likely as someone has to man the Kung Fu merch stalls, organize the event, take tickets, etc. Perhaps some of these tasks could be combined with Kung Fu fighting, but all of them seem very unlikely.
Lightning travels much slower when it’s doing kung-fu moves.
In my head you sound like Ben Shapiro.
Dammit! That song will be stuck in my head for days!
There are worse fates.
It felt so “wrong.”
Be glad it’s not Baby Shark or Hamster Dance.
That’s a walking Lemmy comment right there.
Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind
Is that logo on the port-a-potty a reference to Back to the Future 2?
I came to say the same. It’s what I thought of when I saw it.
There must have been at least one guy doing Wing Chun
