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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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[AI Not the Onion] How many rocks should I eat a day?

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[AI Not the Onion] How many rocks should I eat a day?

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https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt6w2phzdc2h

Journalist Ben Collins is the CEO of the Onion.

The thread has more examples.

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  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    …or hiding rocks in foods like peanut butter or ice cream.

    Rocky Road kelly

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    chefs-kiss

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You can’t be serious it actually uses Reddit and Quora for answers?

      The google AI is going to turn into some deranged Nazi in a few weeks time.

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        Not only is it trained on reddit-logo data, but they paid them 60 million for the right to taint their model with highly upvoted, and therefore weighted as helpful, useless joke answers to serious questions.

        https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

        • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          why can’t someone just start a quora bot farm answering all sorts of questions with “minecraft westoid 1%”

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          “This is the way”

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          In a matter of days it will start talking about age of consent laws.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yep. The source for the “add glue to your pizza sauce to keep the cheese from sliding off” tip was a 10-year old Reddit comment with 8 upvotes.

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        I can’t wait for it to start using the Microsoft forums default answer to questions

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    pica sufferers rejoice

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      i think by now we ought to call them pica pioneersfidel-salute

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    I thought about making the title: [Meta Not the Onion] How many rocks should I eat a day?

    “Google’s AI is using the satiric site The Onion as a data source,” sounds like a joke at the Onion.

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    Personally I prefer to go with geodes because you’re never totally sure what you’re gonna get till you start monchin and cronchin. However, I find that grinding rocks down into a fine powder allows them to mix nicely in with bread dough if you’re tired of the same old pebbles.

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    The site that republished the Onion article is a company that makes simulation software for fracking.

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    Spoiler: It’s about milk.

    My favorite one yet.

    https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt766qdor22b

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    “Let them eat rock” - Google AI

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    Hell yeah

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