EXCUSE ME SIR REDDIT HERES A LIST OF MY COOL GIRLFRIENDS CRIMES AND THE SPECIFIC DETAILS OF THEM
AND POSSIBLY HER REAL FIRST NAME. THANKS MR.POLICE
yeah she sounds like a bunch of red flags. you should break up with her. it sounds like you’re not in a good enough space to break up with her yourself so DM me her number and I’ll break the
bednews for youThe reddest of flags
Dana must literally think that she can fix him
He must be hot as fuck
Read the post as a Himbo and the pieces will click.
like i think he might be dating an anarchist and just not understand that anarchism exists
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No blood for brain, all went to giant dong
What a fucking nerd
“those corporations earned the right to throw out that merchandise for nothing!”
“you can’t deface public billboards like that, it’s ILLEGAL”
You are giving a bad name to nerds by comparing them to this absolute fuckwad
Yeah, I remember being a
My buddy would swipe fast food cups from the food court and get “refills” all the time. The speed with which I would jump embarrasses me these days. Doing graffiti and consequently getting arrested truly was a character building exercise.
YTA and she should leave you for someone that will go graffiti billboards with her.
This post is 5 years old, not sure why we are dumpster diving for lib takes on
. It’s not like there’s any shortage of it on the front page.It’s also most likely fake given it’s the only post on the account
yeah, does this post meet rule 8? (genuinely curious)
I didn’t know it was 5 years old!
Babe do you want BASED on your tombstone?
i’m anxiety brained too and telling someone “just don’t tell me when you’re gonna do it” would NOT calm me; despite being a sniveling dork i would probably just go with her to make sure she’s safe
Don’t tell me where you do your dangerously hobby, so if you have an accident and don’t come home I have no idea where to look for you.
How do I find a girlfriend who’s that cool?
Punk shows
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…he’s stressed out, so he goes online and DRAWS ATTENTION TO THE ILLEGAL STUFF in a way that would make it easier to profile and arrest her
Ummm how do you find someone like that
your local ‘pro-life’ billboard during the twilight of a New Moon? You might bump into your future partner in an act of surreptitious serendipity!
