my-hero just wanted to grill the planet, for bazinga’s sake! grill-broke

  • buh [she/her]
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    641 month ago

    Things that aren’t politics:

    • getting billions of dollars in government grants
    • overworking and underpaying your employees
    • letting factory managers who work for you be racist to black employees
    • stopping the California government from building high speed rail so your car company can profit from continued car dependence
    • coming from a family that runs a slave-operated mine
  • booty [he/him]
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    361 month ago

    I thought your title was a hyperbolic mockery of what we were dunking on. dead-dove-3

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    261 month ago

    Me (chill-ass emerald mine inheritor), finally taking the gloves off (no longer pulling punches): I’ma tweet about the Jews

  • JerkyChew
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    231 month ago

    All you had to do is let him have all the money, and he would have left you alone!

    Because Elon is the type of guy to just stop amassing money and power…

    LEAVE ELON ALOOOONE!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      171 month ago

      As Sterling put it long ago, billionaires don’t just want money, they want all of the money. brrrrrrrrrrrr porky-point

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      181 month ago

      Leftists are often forged from hardship and shared experience with fellows of the working class. left-unity-4

      Reactionaries felt a vague sense of threat to their treats grill-broke

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    Trump is not going to tax billionaires and Kamala is going to tax them at .0000000000000000001% of their wealth, who do you think Elon is going to choose?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      121 month ago

      But he is just a better human that wants us all to be a better human that wants to save humanity and make humans an interplanetary species why did the wokes force everything to be political morshupls

    • regul [any]
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      111 month ago

      But Kamala will use his daughter’s correct pronouns while otherwise enacting the same agenda, and that was just too much to take.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    I’ll never get the people who bootlick for free

    Even when I was a conservative highschool kid, I thought of that kind of sycophant to be absolutely pathetic

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      161 month ago

      I’ll never get the people who bootlick for free

      Even when I was a conservative highschool kid, I thought of that kind of sycophant to be absolutely pathetic

      They’re roughly the same as those cowards that stand around the bully doing the actual bullying in a typical schoolyard.