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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

We got tank waifus now

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We got tank waifus now

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    “what part of the giant sniper mech do you work in?”

    “the bodacious hips”

  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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    Its even funnier that it is still a manned vehicle

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      I think you mean womaned vehicle

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    If you can handle me as fire support, you don’t deserve me at my assualt.

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    It’s Metal Gear! And it’s sexy!

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      As opposed to when?

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    Hey baby, does that ERA go all the way up?

  • blackluster117@possumpat.io
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    Anyone else getting Metal Gear Solid 4 vibes?

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      That was my immediate reaction, looks like those Gekkos

      • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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        Let’s just go full head-canon. Gekkos are infantry support, they can step to IFVs and the like, but in my head a MBT would shred a Gekko.

        So you need something bigger for urban warfare that can stand up to an Abram’s.

        Geckos are small and nimble, Komodo’s are heavier and much more deadly.

        Add in a similar mutation to the spelling and you get the Kommodo

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      I immediately heard snake go “metal gear”

    • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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      My mind went to Legend of Korra S4

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      That’s clearly L3-37.

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        … god dammit, was her name really “leet?”

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    This is just tau simping with extra steps.

    On an unrelated note, needs mo’ dakka and mo’ choppa

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      I was thinking an Elder Titan, but your second point stands.

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        No self respecting eldari would ever pilot such a block headed abomination. Replace the turret with a giant psychic eggplant and you’d be talking.

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          Lol, fair enough!

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    Uncultured swine in here, I know a Tau battlesuit when I see it.

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    And she has trigger discipline… Hnnnggggg

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    Damn, that armor thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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    SHOW ME THE BRADLIFUS!

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    So hot.

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    You are fucking degen… But she look thick as fuck.

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    Anybody see where you put the fuel nozzle?

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    Would

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