honestly top 5 chapo to me
Huge fan of when he was gone. He wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t post literally 50 times a day. There’s being a power poster, then there’s being annoying. Should’ve stayed touching grass forever.
And yes, I’m using a throwaway.
posting shade from a throwaway is just embarrassing. at least own up to it on your main
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I was enjoying a lovely cave and then Pete Buttigieg showed up for a fundraiser
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I’m sorry, I was pissed off earlier. I understand liking posting and interacting with people here. I hope you had fun while away.
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This shit is embarrassing
back the hell off
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My mom would say if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all, I don’t really agree all the time but why the hating?
marx would say ruthless criticism of all cringe that exists
Watch out, I hear he’s headstrong.
Head strong to take on anyone
Which rule does this break mods? Lmao so thin skinned you can’t even take a bit of mockery of your circlejerking. “Rent free” would be if I brought it up, I’m not the one posting bootlicking threads
What, you mean your post? Because yes it is. Your post is embarrassing.
UlyssesT how does it feel to be a treat yourself? When will you do a treat discourse session on how your posts have in fact become treatified?
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My top five chapos:
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
Can we stop this cringe
posting? Actively (and honestly seeming deliberately) reviving struggle sessions, especially about people who are here to experience it, is just thoughtless and unfun for all.
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I genuinely do enjoy your posts and personality.
I wouldnt ask you for private advice if i didnt.
like im dealing with some mental illness stuff right now, and i dont know where id be without some of my favorite posters making me laugh.
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You thinks its ‘bait posting’, but i literally do like the guy and enjoy his posts. id actually call him a friend.
Dont try to paint this as shit stirring when its not.
I dont mind praising the posters who make my day better
I never said you were being untruthful, that wasn’t the point. If you didn’t suspect this would stir up shit, then I’m pretty surprised.
I think UlysessT was well served by his time spent touching grass. Before his journey, he had a habit of blowing up on comrades over some really petty stuff, but I’ve not seen that sort of behavior since he’s returned.
That said, I’ve always agreed with him on like 90% of his very vivid observations and criticisms of reddit dudebro culture, and I love it whenever its some unfortunate federated lemmitor on the business end of one of his very brutal and emojiful dunkings. Glad to see him back.
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UlyssesT makes me not feel weird about replying to multiple people in one thread
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it’s cool i feel like i’m breaking some etiquette by replying to 2 or 3 people so please continue to give me cover
It is 2023 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
It is 2024 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
It is 2050 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
Whatever is written by a beloved poster is right — such is still the mentality of culturally backward Hexbear peasants. Strangely enough, within the Communist Party there are also people who always say in a discussion, “Show me where it’s written by Marx.” When we say that a directive of a higher organ of shitposting is correct, that is not just because it comes from “a higher organ of shitposting” but because its contents conform with both the objective and subjective circumstances of the struggle and meet its requirements. It is quite wrong to take a formalistic attitude and blindly carry out directives without discussing and examining them in the light of actual conditions simply because they come from a more notable poster. It is the mischief done by this formalism which explains why the line and tactics of the Party do not take deeper root among the masses. To carry out a directive of a higher organ blindly, and seemingly without any disagreement, is not really to carry it out but is the most artful way of opposing or sabotaging it.
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any chance i see to (mis)quote mao I’m taking it so thank you for your service comrade
With respect to the power posters keeping this site alive, I refuse to form a parasocial relationship with an anonymous poster on a leftist shitposting/fed honeypot web forum.
fed honeypot
It’s cute that you think the Feds give a flipping fuck about us
they’ve gotta have at least 1 guy on this
maybe not full time
There’s maybe like one intern here who writes a paragraph long quarterly report on us. Even that’s a stretch.
Trying to lure me into a false sense of security are you? Exactly what a fed would do.
What happened, did he leave again?
Pretty wild how the last big “I like UlyssesT” struggle session showed he was lurking. Overall sentiment was negative so he came back to dominate the comms again lol.
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He STINKS and I HATE HIM
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I have basically no opinions on any poster but guy really does not like me for some really meaningless shit so idk weird vibes
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Oh so it’s up to me now to carry the torch of this grudge?
You fucking fucker!!!
(there is no frank from blue velvet emote I am upset)
Blocked and will continue to be
honestly top 5 chapo to me
Wait, he’s a drug dealer now?
The media critic Diogenes of our hour.
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Or how about “I’m looking for the bones of your father, but I can’t seem to tell them from the bones of his slaves”?
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