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Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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UlyssesT logs off, Kissenger dies. REgon logs off, Dennis Prager dives. You log off, who dies?

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UlyssesT logs off, Kissenger dies. REgon logs off, Dennis Prager dives. You log off, who dies?

Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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    You log off, who dies?

    My only contact with the outside world

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    “There’s an old saying on Reddit — I know it’s on Hexbear, probably on Reddit — that says, log out once, shame on — shame on you. Log out — you can’t log out again.”

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      “Log out one time, shame on you. Log out two times, can’t put the blame on you. Log out three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.”

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Joe Biden, but that’s just playing the odds really biden-fall

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      Year of the 4 presidents pls 🤞

      • WorkingClassCorpse [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        For a split second I thought you meant 4 presidents dying in a year - wouldn’t that be neat

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          I won’t complain if so

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    I don’t want to log off, but if it meant Matt Walsh got crushed by a trash compactor, I would tearfully say farewell for sure

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    logout > xi-plz > xi-button

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Knowing my luck, probably Parenti.

    And if that’s the case, why haven’t you logged off yet?

    Look me in the eye and tell me you want our precious yellow man to die

    parenti

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      keeping you chained up in our posting gulag forever uwu

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    An elderly Scottish woman named Gladys.

    Long ago, when Gladys was young and reckless, she stumbled upon the book within which all fate is written. Skimming through the pages, she came upon the moment of her death and in a fit of rage and fear tore it free from the book. Hence forth she cannot die until the conditions of the page are complete. The last remaining of which is that I log off from Hexbear.

    Fearing her coming demise, she has cursed me that should she die then so shall I and thus we are locked within this eternal cosmic struggle. Neither of us allowed to meet our final fate until the logout button is pressed.

    • ikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      What if you hit refresh on the site and get a 502?

      • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        The sun blinks shut like an eye.

        Under the gaze of this profane eclipse, it will fall to me to journey to Scotland, find Gladys, and defeat her before her dread power can reassert itself.

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          poggers, good luck with Gladys

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    PRAGER DIED?!?! isaac-pog

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      He’s just injured after a fall as far as I know

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        hes not dead? I misunderstood the news again :sadness: fixed the title

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          “Dives” lmfao

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        kitty-cri

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        If Prager was dead I assume I and everyone else on Earth would have gotten a gleeful phonecall from Dave Anthony to tell us the news personally.

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        Damn, maybe next time

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        He can still die though, we shouldn’t lose hope.

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        angry-hex

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    deleted by creator

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      I will be sending this to my reactionary family members when he finally kicks it, thank you comrade

      rat-salute-2

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      inshallah-script

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      Steve Jobs is dead. Walt Disney is dead. I’m dead. — Penis Prager

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    He isn’t actually dead

    Well that’s my day ruined dean-frown

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    If I’ve logged off it just means I died fighting in the counter-counter-revolution during the great socialist uprising in the West after the Second US Civil War. For the Revolution!

    But no serious, I have no life and shitposting is therapy for me.

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    @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net

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      Noooo pup is legion pup will never die kitty-cri-screm

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        One pup falls, another picks up their keyboard and continues posting

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          @Bureaucrat is Cerberus and @Bureaucat is Hydra

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      It Bureaucrat logs off, the entire world ends

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        IK

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    I’ve logged off before, it just made some random terf with 64 friends on facebook stub her toe really hard. Kind of a let down tbh.

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    I do

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