This is why I have a Xiaomi phone. Sure, it’s a little bloated with apps. But who knows what it’s doing to the telecom network?
I haven’t opened it up but I would bet you my coffee maker has exactly three wires in it
Literally one of the simplest devices in my home, which has been simplified and cost cut to the point where it’s literally just a single hot plate and some tubing
The red one is communist
Experts say
[whom?]
Me, I am the expert they consult. They pay me in cardstock images of George Washington. Its not much, but its honest work
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
American companies would never spy on consumers
In capitalist America, TV watches you!
Concerning.
They’ve got reams, Jerry, REAMS!
Buying generic recyclable nespresso pods so Xi knows I’m the real deal
Me talking loudly into my google phone about how much I love Capitalism and then switching to talking loudly into my Huwaei phone about how much I hate Capitalism.
the Chinese are in your walls
I play red sun in the sky on a daily basis so they know to spare me
The surgical dongfeng missle strike will spare every hexbrar’s house fr fr
Spare me? I’ll be guiding them to my exact location with two of those glow sticks they use at the airport.
