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Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 个月前

If you could bury something and the next day there would be a tree that grew that thing, what would you bury? (Besides money)

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If you could bury something and the next day there would be a tree that grew that thing, what would you bury? (Besides money)

Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 个月前
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  • sovietknuckles [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    A tree

    • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      Good news, you’re describing a tree. You can do this

    • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      goooood answer

      i was gonna say cannabis

      maybe lithium?

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Like pure metallic lithium? That would be extremely flammable.

        • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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          Only when it rains.

        • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          good point, lets throw it in Death Valley

    • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      Burying a tree would be a real pain though.

      Unless it was like a bonsai

      • sovietknuckles [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        The prompt was “If you could”

        • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Comrades snipes-hesitation

  • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    maybe lemons. i like lemons.

    • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hopefully no one would steal them

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      How about your cousin? Cause I may have the town for you.

    • SmokinStalin [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Too bad lemon trees arent real 😔

      • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        its sad. but to be fair, that would be too crazy. like imagine you could just wallk up to a tree and then have a lemon. that’d be crazy.

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          Absolutely bonkers

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    I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.

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      All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley

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      The games get more complex as the tree does. It grows one game at a time and the bigger the “better” the game gets. So it starts making like Pong but then progresses through NES then SNES titles. Then after a while its growing with modern AAA titles.

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        So you’re saying I need to prune it before it starts making COD.

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          Yeah or make little bansai indie trees.

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    some dignity >.>

    • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      dignitree

  • PointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    beanis

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    World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen

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      So how do you get the semen out of the tree?

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        Good question. Maybe it can come in little packets.

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          Like deli counter mayonnaise!

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    bateman-ontological Friends

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    gommunism

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    My wife: “Gold… Oil…”

    grillman

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      For an oil tree, I’m imagining it would be it’s sap.

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      Tell her it needs to be something carbon negative.

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        Methane

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    What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.

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      Clone tree

      Though as the tree’s “seed”, you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life

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        Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I’ll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)

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          Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.

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            Becoming Omelas (a body that lives in the dirt forever) so that you can destroy Omelas (The United States) is moral, because eventually you will achieve world communism and will be able to free the dirtbody.

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    It’d go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.

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    yards of linen

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    Apples.

    This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don’t have to go to the store!

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    communism

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