Wallace
Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.
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All of the above. Let’s party!
Wallace. Bet he’s seen some shit.
Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.
Hannah, because in a few months she won’t be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.
Also Wallace. I generally don’t mind old people. Maybe I’m getting old myself but stay off my lawn!
Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.
It’s against my morals to use another persons mental anguish for my own amusement, but if she annoys me for years even after I’ve brought it up with Susan from HR I would eventually do that.
Same picks for the same reasons.
… although I’m less proud to admit that I read it as “Known Father” the first time, didn’t catch it until I came to the comments, and he still didn’t make the top 2.
I just kinda figured that “Known Father” meant he was always talking about his kids and experiences with parenthood, and that was enough to eliminate him.
Dayzie
me too, i like the way women smell…
Wallace
Wallace. Wallace probably doesn’t give a fuck anymore, and once you gain his trust, is going to say some hilarious shit as a result.
Thats it, he knows the company doesn’t give a fuck and hes just waiting it out. Also I bet he has some stories or wisdom to bestow.
Yeah Wallace is solid, he’s just running out the clock at this point. Bring in some snacks and treat him like a human and he’ll do anything he can to help you.
Lewis for sure we can have competitions
The only rule; first to shit themselves loses
No way the first to shit themselves wins
I’ve been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.
I think he was half way gassed out not kneeling
Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don’t use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn’t smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren’t taking care of themselves.
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Jacksepticeye
I’ll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
Dayzie
This is the correct answer… As long as there’s no patchouli in it… That shit smells awful
definitely not susan
