These partnerships enabled democracy to thrive and the free-world economy to flourish, and they formed the foundation upon which the liberal world order was built. By the 1990s, the Western victory over the Soviet Union had inaugurated a post-Cold War era of great-power peace and democratic dominance.
Fuck I hate liberals so much. Indonesia? Vietnam? Iran? Lebanon? The Cold War wasn’t won peacefully or democratically. 🙄
U.S. military spending is nearly as low, as a percentage of gross domestic product, as it has been at any time since World War II.
gfdi the US spends far more than any other country, fuck off fuck off fuck ooooofffff
U.S. military spending is nearly as low, as a percentage of gross domestic product, as it has been at any time since World War II.
I love content where country-by-country comparisons must exist (ideally in infographic form) but the US is only compared to the US.
yeah but they are spending less than when they were last at total war and also before the CIA was formed starting the practice of obfuscating how much money is being funneled into defense.
World Wars Episode I: The Eurasian Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Drones
Episode III: Revenge of the BRICS
Episode IV: A New Cope
Episode V: The (American) Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the USSR ?
Plot twist: USSR returns but not on Asian ("Eur"asia is Eurocentric nonsense; Europe is a peninsula) continental substrate
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i’ll take it
Why is it upside down?
because wh*tes decided which way was right side up
Up is North, because North is at the top of a compass, and is the direction a compass will always point towards.
The earliest known compasses humans used were called “zhi nan zhen,” meaning “south pointing needle.” It pointed south. European navigators using the technology inverted this so it would point north.
I guess, but those were really more of a divination tool, rather than a navigational one. They didn’t start using them as a traditional compass until the 1100’s.
Antarctica is clearly earth’s hat. The compass has nothing to do with it.
I prefer this explanation, tbh.
The United States has a post-Cold War military in a pre-world war world. It should be devoting about 5 percent of GDP to defense — significantly more than its current 3 percent.
Everyone knows the best way to defend yourself against widespread global cooperation is not to participate in that cooperation or give the world reasons to cooperate with you. No actually the best way is to just spend all of your money on bombs and bomb the entire world!
Yes I am available as a government consultant. No I don’t care what party.
Commander: Have we bombed anywhere? Have we shown 'em we got teeth?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir. We’ve bombed a lot of places flat, sir.
Commander: Good. Good. We don’t want anyone to think we’re chicken.
Carpenter: Oh no! They don’t think that, sir. Everyone’s really scared of us, sir.
Commander: Of us?
Carpenter: Yes, sir.
Commander: (pleased) Of our power?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir! They’re really scared when they see those big planes come over.
Commander: Wow! I bet they are. I bet they are. I bet they’re really scared.
Carpenter: Oh they are, sir.
Commander: Do we have any figures on how scared they are?
Carpenter: No … no figures, sir. But they sure were scared.
Commander: Ah! But it’s not working?
Carpenter: No, sir.
author is “Hal Brands”:
Hal Brands (born 1983) is an American political scientist and scholar of U.S. foreign policy. He is the Henry A. Kissinger Distinguished Professor of Global Affairs at the Johns Hopkins University School of Advanced International Studies (SAIS) and a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.
John Hopkins seems to like having their staff write opinion pieces.
it rocks how you open the newspaper now and get transported 150 years back in time to some victorian ass racism
…the US should begin its response preparations
Always on the defense, of course - just preparing for our pre-emptive retaliation. We have to be ready to respond in an instant, even before our opponent moves!
Are we the baddies
It’s the top article in the Opinions section.
So a preemptive strike against DC is called for, Hal?
Patrick Star writes an OpEd for WaPo
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Orientalism hours.
They wanted to say “Judeo-Bolshevik, Asiatic hordes” but their editor realized this would out them as literal nazis.
until Europeans aren’t white anymoreAs a European, can’t personally wait to finally have good food
as a German, can’t wait to post in the weekly POC thread on hexbear
Cracker infighting doesn’t qualify
I’m sorry, the what?
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