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EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 10 hours ago

[Open Roleplay] "Hi! Welcome to the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Is there something I can help you find today?"

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[Open Roleplay] "Hi! Welcome to the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Is there something I can help you find today?"

EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 10 hours ago
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    “Hey I tried ordering something on your website but it said ‘credit card declined’, can I speak to the manager of your local franchise to have him fix it?”

    • EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      sorry, our Dog Manager Hazel is currently dealing with another customer. Can you please take this to customer service? thank you

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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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