I want to return this pez dispenser it only dispensed a dozen treats and now it’s not working
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starts jelqing my hog ooouughh im ambout to crank ougghhhh
i’m buying out the entire store, i hate this place and i want to take away the pleasure of shopping at the dumbass store from other dumbasses. i am the main dumbass anyway
Kshh shung
“ATTENTION ALL FUCKING DUMBASSES, WE GOT A MANAGER’S SPECIAL ON T SHIRTS ON AISLE NEGATIVE FOUR INCLUDING ALL FLAVORS! COOL RANCH, CHEESE BLASTED, BARBEQUE, GRASS, SWEET CHIPOTLE, AND DIRT. THANK YOU!”
Wow, you have a huge selection of Funko Pops here
uuhhh could i get a uhhhh uhhhh could i get a uhhhhhh
Hey hurry the fuck up I’m on lunch break from my job at the stupid ass factory!
Kshh shung
“MAINTENENCE, SOME DUMBASS SPILLED HOT DOG WATER ALL OVER AISLE 5, CAN YOU CLEAN THAT SHIT UP? THANKS, BABE!”
Hi, my friend said they got a call from you saying you’re “all out of me,” does that mean that you, uh, sell copies of me here? And how much are they?
uhhhh we got a printer up near customer service. usually it just prints documents and shit but i guess you could stick your face in there and see what that does
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Do you carry mini-trucking magazine?
nah we only have monster trucking magazine
“Hail be thou, I am looking to purchase one of your toothbrushes, but it needs to be the right size for my teeth. Look!”
super XL toothbrushes are over there on aisle 💩
“Cheers, mate!”
“Hey I tried ordering something on your website but it said ‘credit card declined’, can I speak to the manager of your local franchise to have him fix it?”
sorry, our Dog Manager Hazel is currently dealing with another customer. Can you please take this to customer service? thank you
Got any grapes?
we don’t got grapes. we got “raisins” but they’re actually just rat turds. don’t tell my boss i told the customers that again
Is the nincompoop machine still broken? I want a frozen dumb ass.
yeah the machine is working fine. you want sprinkles on that?
Yes please
okay so i put sprinkles on the machine and then it caught fire and broke. no more frozen dumbasses, sorry :(
