I want to return this pez dispenser it only dispensed a dozen treats and now it’s not working
starts jelqing my hog ooouughh im ambout to crank ougghhhh
Kshh shung
“ATTENTION ALL FUCKING DUMBASSES, WE GOT A MANAGER’S SPECIAL ON T SHIRTS ON AISLE NEGATIVE FOUR INCLUDING ALL FLAVORS! COOL RANCH, CHEESE BLASTED, BARBEQUE, GRASS, SWEET CHIPOTLE, AND DIRT. THANK YOU!”
Dirt shirts are a legit tourist trap purchase on Prince Edward Island. Their is a lot of red clay in the mud which stains like a motherfucker so they sell shirts dyed in it as a thing. They even have PEI Dirt Shirt printed on em. Half of the kids I knew growing up near the island had one.
i’m buying out the entire store, i hate this place and i want to take away the pleasure of shopping at the dumbass store from other dumbasses. i am the main dumbass anyway
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Wow, you have a huge selection of Funko Pops here
uuhhh could i get a uhhhh uhhhh could i get a uhhhhhh
Hey hurry the fuck up I’m on lunch break from my job at the stupid ass factory!
Hi, my friend said they got a call from you saying you’re “all out of me,” does that mean that you, uh, sell copies of me here? And how much are they?
uhhhh we got a printer up near customer service. usually it just prints documents and shit but i guess you could stick your face in there and see what that does
Kshh shung
“MAINTENENCE, SOME DUMBASS SPILLED HOT DOG WATER ALL OVER AISLE 5, CAN YOU CLEAN THAT SHIT UP? THANKS, BABE!”
I want a lot of lottery tickets but all very specific ones and I’d like to scratch them all at the counter and make people wait behind me plz.
Got any grapes?
we don’t got grapes. we got “raisins” but they’re actually just rat turds. don’t tell my boss i told the customers that again
Is the nincompoop machine still broken? I want a frozen dumb ass.
yeah the machine is working fine. you want sprinkles on that?
Yes please
okay so i put sprinkles on the machine and then it caught fire and broke. no more frozen dumbasses, sorry :(
I need five
we got fives over in aisle two
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Do you carry mini-trucking magazine?
nah we only have monster trucking magazine
Where do you keep the Skub
uhhhhhh we ran out three months ago and nobody remembered to order any
