uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they’ll help you remember what you’re looking for
That’s not what I’m looking for. Look, I’ve been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you’re not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?
Hi, kitty, I want to file a complaint. Your employee wasn’t helping me find what I needed and was very rude to me. Can you please send someone to help me find what I’m looking for?
uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they’ll help you remember what you’re looking for
I didn’t say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that’s all. Do you have what I’m looking for?
uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you’re looking for inside
Master tuxes?
That’s not what I’m looking for. Look, I’ve been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you’re not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?
okay, I can get you our manager. She is a dog though because nowhere in the employee handbook did it say a dog can’t be manager. Her name is Hazel
Huh?
Hazel just starts barking excitedly
Hi, kitty, I want to file a complaint. Your employee wasn’t helping me find what I needed and was very rude to me. Can you please send someone to help me find what I’m looking for?
more barking