Do you have… um… I’m working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it’s called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.
uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they’ll help you remember what you’re looking for
That’s not what I’m looking for. Look, I’ve been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you’re not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?
I SAID
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING DUMBASS STORE FOR STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS, IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU FIND TODAY?
Uhhh… I need help. I’m looking for something but I’m not sure if you have it.
yeah what are you looking for?
Do you have… um… I’m working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it’s called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.
uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they’ll help you remember what you’re looking for
I didn’t say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that’s all. Do you have what I’m looking for?
uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you’re looking for inside
Master tuxes?
That’s not what I’m looking for. Look, I’ve been pretty clear with you since I arrived and you’re not being helpful at all. Where is the manager? Can I speak with your manager?
okay, I can get you our manager. She is a dog though because nowhere in the employee handbook did it say a dog can’t be manager. Her name is Hazel