The exact quote
One former agency officer called the reporting of the names in an unclassified email a “counterintelligence disaster.”
dare i say, critical supp…
nah can’t finish that sentence. i’ll just say “lmao” instead
Nah uncritical support for getting CIA goons merced
praising CIA
Celebrating CIA getting swisscheesed
i really thought we had a larry david emoji
CIA goon squad lookin at my internet history
I know Hanlon’s razor and all that, but it feels like someone did it on purpose to burn/drive apart the cia and the wh.
That email is certain to be equipped with a homing device. Go ahead, boot it up. In anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you’ll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
Listen, folks, we know the N.O.C. list, right? Very important list, very sensitive. It’s like all the best agents, the best of the best. You have Ethan Hunt, very talented guy, tremendous skills, folks, but there’s so much at stake. We’re talking about secret identities—real spies, you know? And they don’t want this list getting out, believe me!
A Bluesky thread that even has a “But her emails” gif.
https://subium.com/profile/hugolowell.bsky.social/post/3lhh76jlkhk2t
I’m a little glad gay trans CIA is going away. Literally associates us with terrorism
I hadn’t really considered their frothing “DEI” bullshit impeding intelligence agencies. Too bigoted to even do imperialism, what a strange world
if my name appears on the list i want you all to know i’ll always cherish my time spent being y’all’s handler
I’m reviving dead meme formats!
Reporting this is really funny because if the list wasn’t a target before it certainly is a target now.
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I’m so excited for the sequel to this banger
Russia, if you’re listening