They placed 84th out of 103 overall, and the highest ranking US cops were the San Antonio PD at 28th (China’s teams placed 1st, 3rd, and 11th).
Also goddamn that website is fucking awful. How can you make the UX of viewing a table so miserable? A pure HTML table would be 1000x more usable than this JS monstrosity which provides zero additional features beyond the privilege of waiting 5 seconds for the page to load and then having to click every time you want to see the next or previous 10 items.
edit: I just grabbed the JSON and made it a Markdown table because fuck that. It even includes the countries which for some reason is in the JSON but not displayed in the table.
results table
Rank
Country
Team
Original Time
Penalty Time
Total Time
Total Points
1
CHINA
CHINA POLICE TEAM B
00:11:12.12
00:00:00.00
00:11:12.12
480
2
KAZAKHSTAN
SUNKAR
00:11:41.71
00:00:00.00
00:11:41.71
470
3
CHINA
china police team c
00:11:40.92
00:00:30.00
00:12:10.92
457
4
KAZAKHSTAN
arystan team
00:11:49.84
00:01:00.00
00:12:49.84
430
5
THAILAND
Royal Thai Police B
00:13:10.49
00:00:00.00
00:13:10.49
424
6
THAILAND
Royal Thai Police A
00:12:56.38
00:00:30.00
00:13:26.38
416
7
KAZAKHSTAN
SARDAR A
00:11:55.43
00:02:10.00
00:14:05.43
413
8
KAZAKHSTAN
National Guard Of Kazakhstan
00:13:11.11
00:00:30.00
00:13:41.11
410
9
KAZAKHSTAN
SSN AKTAU
00:12:59.56
00:01:00.00
00:13:59.56
408
10
RWANDA
RWANDA NATIONAL POLICE SWAT TEAM 1
00:12:57.51
00:00:30.00
00:13:27.51
407
11
CHINA
CHINA POLICE TEAM A
00:13:02.53
00:01:30.00
00:14:32.53
382
12
KAZAKHSTAN
ARLAN
00:13:53.91
00:01:30.00
00:15:23.91
377
13
KYRGYZSTAN
SSN A
00:13:06.57
00:00:50.00
00:13:56.57
368
14
HUNGARY
TEK
00:15:10.99
00:00:10.00
00:15:20.99
361
15
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Dubai Police A
00:13:21.87
00:01:00.00
00:15:51.87
360
16
KAZAKHSTAN
Berkut B
00:15:11.32
00:00:40.00
00:15:51.32
359
17
RUSSIA
SOBR
00:13:07.55
00:01:30.00
00:14:37.55
358
18
RWANDA
RWANDA NATIONAL POLICE SWAT TEAM 2
00:13:36.73
00:02:00.00
00:15:36.73
357
19
BELARUS
SPECIAL ANTI-TERRORISM UNIT ALMAZ
00:13:00.51
00:02:40.00
00:15:40.51
355
20
SERBIA
Military Police Detachment for Special Purposes Kobre
00:14:54.88
00:00:10.00
00:15:04.88
354
21
KAZAKHSTAN
SARDAR B
00:07:46.15
00:01:00.00
00:08:46.15
348
22
KAZAKHSTAN
KAZ SOF JAUBASAR
00:13:58.27
00:01:40.00
00:15:38.27
348
23
KYRGYZSTAN
Special Force KALKAN - 2
00:13:56.66
00:01:30.09
00:15:26.75
340
24
KAZAKHSTAN
Berkut A
00:12:52.30
00:03:40.00
00:16:32.30
340
25
PHILIPPINES
PHILIPPINE NATIONAL POLICE SPECIAL ACTION FORCE
00:14:46.26
00:01:00.00
00:15:46.26
334
26
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Dubai Police B
00:13:50.13
00:02:00.00
00:15:50.13
330
27
JORDAN
P.S.O POLICE SPECIAL OPERATION
00:16:10.69
00:00:30.00
00:16:40.69
328
28
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
San Antonio PD
00:15:46.13
00:00:30.00
00:16:16.13
327
29
RUSSIA
Griden Team 1
00:14:17.77
00:01:30.00
00:15:47.77
322
30
KYRGYZSTAN
Special Force KALKAN - 1
00:13:12.16
00:04:10.00
00:17:22.16
315
31
SERBIA
SAJ Team Ministry of the Interior of the Republic of Serbia
00:14:15.40
00:02:20.00
00:16:35.40
314
32
INDONESIA
BRIMOB A
00:16:05.60
00:00:30.00
00:16:35.60
305
33
BELARUS
BELARUSSOBR
00:15:36.71
00:01:30.00
00:17:06.71
305
34
RUSSIA
Malakhit
00:15:51.20
00:02:10.00
00:18:01.20
299
35
SERBIA
Gendarmerie Team Ministry of the Interior of the Republic of Serbia
00:15:14.39
00:02:10.00
00:17:24.39
296
36
RUSSIA
Griden Team 2
00:15:37.72
00:02:40.00
00:18:17.72
289
37
MEXICO
Assault Team Mexico
00:15:22.81
00:01:20.00
00:16:42.81
288
38
KAZAKHSTAN
SSN ASTANA
00:16:08.46
00:01:40.00
00:17:48.46
284
39
BAHRAIN
Bahrain Defence Force Team A
00:15:30.15
00:01:10.00
00:16:40.15
283
40
MONTENEGRO
Special Police Unit
00:16:41.85
00:03:00.00
00:19:41.85
282
41
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
UAE National Guard
00:15:39.69
00:01:10.00
00:16:49.69
281
42
SAUDI ARABIA
Saudi Internal Security Forces Sports Federation
00:10:46.82
00:00:00.00
00:10:46.82
267
43
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
ABU DHABI POLICE A
00:15:37.09
00:02:00.00
00:17:37.09
263
44
INDONESIA
BRIMOB B
00:16:34.40
00:02:00.00
00:18:34.40
262
45
OMAN
OMAN TEAM 2
00:17:03.84
00:02:30.00
00:19:33.84
259
46
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
sharjah swat team- A
00:15:52.53
00:02:30.00
00:18:22.53
257
47
KYRGYZSTAN
SPECIAL FORCES UNIT BORU
00:15:12.27
00:03:20.00
00:18:32.27
255
48
THAILAND
Royal Thai Police C
00:18:07.29
00:00:30.00
00:18:37.29
253
49
BULGARIA
SOBT
00:14:42.35
00:03:40.00
00:18:22.35
251
50
OMAN
OMAN TEAM 1
00:16:03.53
00:04:00.00
00:20:03.53
246
51
BELARUS
OMON - MINSK CITY SPECIAL POLICE SQUAD
00:16:13.14
00:03:30.00
00:19:43.14
245
52
SOUTH AFRICA
Special Task Force
00:17:34.89
00:01:50.00
00:19:24.89
242
53
Republic of Turkey
Polis Ozel Harekat Team ATA
00:14:11.43
00:07:10.00
00:21:21.43
242
54
UZBEKISTAN
Uzbekistan Police
00:16:15.10
00:05:20.00
00:21:35.10
230
55
BAHRAIN
Bahrain Defence Force Team B
00:19:40.05
00:04:40.00
00:24:20.05
228
56
MOLDOVA
SPPS Moldova
00:10:13.73
00:13:16.38
00:23:30.11
226
57
MONGOLIA
The State Special Protection Agency
00:16:40.69
00:03:00.00
00:19:40.69
223
58
BOSNIA AND HERZEG
SAJ RS
00:11:13.59
00:01:40.00
00:12:53.59
217
59
KYRGYZSTAN
Special operation force Scorpion
00:15:20.77
00:04:50.00
00:20:10.77
206
60
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
DUBAI POLICE ACADEMY C
00:17:25.22
00:03:00.00
00:20:25.22
206
61
KUWAIT
KUWAIT NATIONAL GUARD S.O.B 67
00:19:25.80
00:03:00.00
00:22:25.80
206
62
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Dubai Police C
00:20:31.96
00:02:30.00
00:23:01.96
204
63
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Special Security Forces 1
00:21:07.53
00:04:40.00
00:25:47.53
199
64
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Dubai Police Academy B
00:19:17.18
00:01:30.00
00:20:47.18
198
65
Republic of Turkey
Polis Ozel Harekat Team Bozkurt
00:14:17.93
00:08:00.00
00:22:17.93
191
66
VIETNAM
Viet Nam Special Police Force
00:18:07.86
00:08:00.00
00:26:07.86
185
67
BRAZIL
COT
00:10:14.86
00:03:30.00
00:13:44.86
182
68
SAUDI ARABIA
Tuwaiq Team
00:12:00.87
00:03:40.00
00:15:40.87
180
69
KENYA
Executive Protection Unit Kenya- Ministry of Interior
00:19:34.62
00:02:30.00
00:22:04.62
178
70
ECUADOR
GIR POLICIA NACIONAL
00:11:15.66
00:03:20.00
00:14:35.66
170
71
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
RAK POLICE
00:22:27.34
00:02:00.00
00:24:27.34
169
72
ALBANIA
Albania State Police Special Forces Unit RENEA
00:19:26.80
00:05:40.00
00:25:06.80
166
73
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
sharjah swat team-B
00:15:22.50
00:00:10.00
00:15:32.50
157
74
KENYA
RRT KENYA POLICE
00:18:00.29
00:09:00.00
00:27:00.29
154
75
JORDAN
King Abdullah the 2nd Special Forces Command Team (Warrior Team)
00:20:18.04
00:06:40.00
00:26:58.04
144
76
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Dubai Police Academy A
00:21:55.60
00:08:00.00
00:29:55.60
144
77
KAZAKHSTAN
TOMIRIS
00:24:08.80
00:03:20.00
00:27:28.80
141
78
ECUADOR
GRUPO DE OPERACIONES ESPECIALES GOE
00:18:55.57
00:07:50.00
00:26:45.57
137
79
ARGENTINA
Gendarmeria Nacional ALACRAN
00:12:22.41
00:08:30.00
00:20:52.41
132
80
PAKISTAN
Special security unit SWAT POLICE
00:18:12.47
00:09:30.00
00:27:42.47
129
81
PANAMA
Servicio Nacional de Fronteras
00:19:38.86
00:18:50.00
00:38:28.86
129
82
COLOMBIA
POLICIA NACIONAL DE COLOMBIA COMAND0S JUNGLA
00:13:01.15
00:06:30.00
00:19:31.15
128
83
ARMENIA
Alfa Force
00:19:00.63
00:16:00.00
00:35:00.63
125
84
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NYPD EMERGENCY SERVICE UNIT
00:13:42.82
00:03:50.00
00:17:32.82
120
85
COLOMBIA
TEAM GRATE
00:13:26.14
00:05:00.00
00:18:26.14
120
86
SOUTH KOREA
Korea National Police SOU
00:11:50.34
00:05:30.00
00:17:20.34
114
87
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Police College - Ministry of Interior A
00:15:22.13
00:04:10.00
00:19:32.13
107
88
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Fujairah police
00:15:13.69
00:08:50.00
00:24:03.69
107
89
COLOMBIA
TEAM GOER
00:21:35.74
00:11:00.00
00:32:35.74
104
90
BRUNEI
PASUKAN GERAK KHAS 1
00:15:14.72
00:09:40.00
00:24:54.72
98
91
BAHAMAS
royal bahamas police force s.w.a.t team
00:08:45.75
00:12:10.00
00:20:55.75
86
92
BRAZIL
GRT Sao Paulo
00:17:05.56
00:13:30.00
00:30:35.56
61
93
PAKISTAN
PUNJAB POLICE PAKISTAN
00:17:11.86
00:11:10.00
00:28:21.86
55
94
BRAZIL
BOPE PMPA
00:17:35.53
00:13:50.00
00:31:25.53
48
95
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Police College - Ministry of Interior B
00:10:01.52
00:09:10.00
00:19:11.52
44
96
BRUNEI
PASUKAN GERAK KHAS 2
00:17:03.34
00:14:20.00
00:31:23.34
42
97
NORTHERN IRELAND
Headquarters Mobile Support Unit
00:16:28.25
00:17:00.00
00:33:28.25
38
98
BRAZIL
GRT Sao Paulo Feminine
00:27:03.42
00:13:30.00
00:40:33.42
37
99
GUYANA
Guyana Police Force SWAT Unit
00:16:06.06
00:25:40.00
00:41:46.06
30
100
PERU
POLICIA NACIONAL DEL PERU
00:15:53.36
00:21:40.00
00:37:33.36
29
101
ETHIOPIA
EFP SWAT Team
00:28:23.42
00:30:20.00
00:58:43.42
22
102
NEPAL
Nepal Police STF
00:15:35.83
00:35:00.00
00:50:35.83
15
103
TAJIKSTAN
special purpose police team
00:17:23.63
00:39:50.00
00:57:13.63
14
edit: Conveniently, other than Day 5, the order they participate in the events always has China Team B (who placed 1st overall) right next to the NYPD, so you’ll only have to skip forward like a minute to see the other team. If you wanna see the contrast across all the events, here’s the links:
Day 1 - Assault Event (start at 3:49:57, order is NYPD -> China Team B–also has the extra detail that apparently Trump signed an executive order to allow them to go???) Day 2 - Tactical (start at 3:50:19, order is China Team B -> NYPD–this is the event from in the OP) Day 3 - Officer Rescue (start at 8:47:44, order is China Team B -> NYPD) Day 4 - Tower Assault (start at 19:35, order is NYPD -> China Team B)
Day 5 - Obstacle Course: NYPD (2:42:22, video is a bit glitched out so missing first 30 seconds), China Team B (starts at 11:36:14)
does anyone happen to know why Kazakhstan is so strong at this and the like? Prob tangential, but I’m reminded of how Kazakhstan consistently produces Olympic medallists in combat sports like boxing and wrestling.
the difference in fitness on display between the NYPD and Team B in the obstacle course is staggering. NYPD just waddling about as if they were elementary schoolers on a playground (and then DNFed less than a quarter into the overall track lmao) while watching Team B’s performance made my core hurt.
also the Emirati commentator went hard for Team B’s run lol
$5 billion well spent lmao
They placed 84th out of 103 overall, and the highest ranking US cops were the San Antonio PD at 28th (China’s teams placed 1st, 3rd, and 11th).
Also goddamn that website is fucking awful. How can you make the UX of viewing a table so miserable? A pure HTML table would be 1000x more usable than this JS monstrosity which provides zero additional features beyond the privilege of waiting 5 seconds for the page to load and then having to click every time you want to see the next or previous 10 items.
edit: I just grabbed the JSON and made it a Markdown table because fuck that. It even includes the countries which for some reason is in the JSON but not displayed in the table.
results table
edit: Conveniently, other than Day 5, the order they participate in the events always has China Team B (who placed 1st overall) right next to the NYPD, so you’ll only have to skip forward like a minute to see the other team. If you wanna see the contrast across all the events, here’s the links:
Day 1 - Assault Event (start at 3:49:57, order is NYPD -> China Team B–also has the extra detail that apparently Trump signed an executive order to allow them to go???)
Day 2 - Tactical (start at 3:50:19, order is China Team B -> NYPD–this is the event from in the OP)
Day 3 - Officer Rescue (start at 8:47:44, order is China Team B -> NYPD)
Day 4 - Tower Assault (start at 19:35, order is NYPD -> China Team B)
Day 5 - Obstacle Course: NYPD (2:42:22, video is a bit glitched out so missing first 30 seconds), China Team B (starts at 11:36:14)
remind me to never fuck around in Kazakhstan
does anyone happen to know why Kazakhstan is so strong at this and the like? Prob tangential, but I’m reminded of how Kazakhstan consistently produces Olympic medallists in combat sports like boxing and wrestling.
It’s so if they ever meet that guy who did Borat every person in the nation is equipped to beat him to death
You need a reminder for that?
Figured I may as well post the other tables for posterity since I went through the trouble of writing a script for it:
Day 1 - Assault Event
Day 2 - Tactical
Day 3 - Officer Rescue
Day 4 - Tower Assault
Day 5 - Obstacle Course
bonus: “CHINA NUMBER ONE!”
What’s the timestamp for China number one?
3:57:19
t=14239
Thanks. Just skipped to the end too, and the song is like temu linkin park
It’d be chronologically confused but that song is prime SWAT 4 respect the cops windows movie maker AMV territory
the difference in fitness on display between the NYPD and Team B in the obstacle course is staggering. NYPD just waddling about as if they were elementary schoolers on a playground (and then DNFed less than a quarter into the overall track lmao) while watching Team B’s performance made my core hurt.
also the Emirati commentator went hard for Team B’s run lol
Jesus Christ Kazakhstan!