• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it’ll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.

  • Daelsky@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    “President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family,” Gill told Fox News Digital. “Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid.”

    I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH

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      I thought he was broke and about to go to jail unless he became president and illegally stopped all investigations against him. So that he could again go to golf orgies where he could be a pedo. But okay…

      I’m sorry ma’am, the cash register is broken!

      Oh I’m sorry, I don’t have change for a hundred

      Oh sir, we only accept 20’s or lower currency. It’s for our safety!

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    7 hours ago

    Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.

    Brought to you by dipshit conservatives.

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      Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.

      From my experience travelling the world, that’s not particularly uncommon. The US doesn’t have to feel singled out for having such people on their bank notes.

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        For all of his many flaws, I don’t think Jackson was an agent of a foreign power.

        Even so, there are places in Oklahoma where a 20 isn’t considered valid currency.

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    7 hours ago

    I’d rather see George Clooney’s asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.

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    6 hours ago

    I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?

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      a what? that word…llllaaaaawwwww can’t say I’m familiar with it,

      must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking…

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    I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein’s BLACK BOOK!

    Put the People on CURRENCY!

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    All about the trumps just doesn’t slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

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      All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

      All About The Trumps sounds like our actual reality.

      Because America is too weak to put a felon rapist traitor and his Beverly Hillbilly family behind us.

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    11 hours ago

    It’s all just ring-polishing stuff to openly declare fealty to him.

    Same as the third term stuff.

    They don’t actually care if it works, only that they have proof of it to show him down the road.

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    14 hours ago

    This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

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    I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed “it’s all about the Donalds baby” parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.