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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years ago

Capitalist innovation

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Capitalist innovation

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years ago
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https://nitter.net/GuyDealership/status/1631356563175661582

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  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t wait to fight back against this with a high tech innovation known as “a closed garage door.”

    • NotErisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      porky-happy : >yes, your iPhone on wheels will scoot it's way back here like a roomba if you miss a payment

      sicko-pog Closed garage door porky-scared

    • SerLava [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “a single square of electrical tape”

      • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        A bag of salt:

        https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/17/laying-a-trap-for-self-driving-cars/

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          It’s like demon salt barrier in reverse.

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      “Announcing Ford’s new All-In-One Car Convenience Package™ included on our newest models*. Our easy to use app allows you to to lock your doors, disable driver controls, and even control your garage door remotely! You can rest easy knowing that from dealership, to parking, to authorized mechanic, your Ford Family™ will always be watching out for your vehicle and keeping it safe!” porky-happy

      *warranty void without participation

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  • ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sure this will never be hacked and used by car thieves to steal my car

    • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Being a Kia Boy just ain’t what it used to be.

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    the patent doesn’t need to be approved for them to include the feature

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        Ford axed their self driving car startup last year, so I doubt this is even in development. Yet.

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    porky-happy Please charge and/or fill the gas tank so that we may steal your car from you.

    -Thank you

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    How many kids are going to be run over in the process? People should have reasonable expectations that a car with nobody in it won’t just suddenly start up and take off.

    I sure as hell don’t trust their pedestrian sensors

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Be a real shame if I took a dump in the seat and it drove back to the dealership with that stinking up the joint.

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      Why limit yourself to poop? a-guy

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    Easy just release the air from all the tires and see if they still want to self drive it away

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