Some of you must have some knowledge for this.
Long story short, KKKier Sturmer just announced a Universal Studios themepark here in the UK.
This shit is definitely how he got Sky News to start being friendlier to Labour, because Sky News and Universal both share the same parent company not - Comcast.
Anyway, they’re building this shit here because Universal own the rights to use Harry Potter in themeparks. So it makes sense to them to make it their Harry Potter park in authentic Britain where fucking Potter nerds from all over the fucking world that don’t hate JK Rowling will come for their authentically British Hogwarts experience.
So. Let’s hear some tactics for resisting the construction of themeparks and making it as painful as possible. For entertainment purposes.


any trees on the site can be easily defended with nails. They’ll hit chains in saws and destroy them (and potentially injuring the user, so leave warnings if you do this)
sugar in fuel tanks can spoil the fuel and make replacements expensive.
Gluing shut portaloos and site offices.