oh YEAH, WATCH THIS

:: pisses and shits pants ::

Hexbear would last 3 seconds as a corgi

I can barely make it as a human let alone a freaking owl.

Wanna bet? falls out of tree and breaks both wings

You’re right

I would be the immortal god owl of death

With eyes of fire and black wings that blot out the sun

turns head, dead

Is it true that the Hexbear-Hexowl split is finally happening?

You wouldn’t last 2 seconds in shower you dirty owl

I don’t last two seconds now

this reverse psychology? Huh? Huh? I see thru them tricks! You’ll not be owlin me up that easily!

How hard could it be? You just fly around and piss and shit 😒