Why, the jock strap, of course.
Business in the front, party in the back.
Why did I click on this thread? Nothing good came of it
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Thank you for saving me from scrolling any further. A true hero
All I know is nobody looks good in a speedo.
the jock strap is the obvious choice, so i’ll try some game theory.
the adult diaper: peepee up front, poopy in the back.
the jock strap is the obvious choice
Came to post this. If you’re wearing one you’re probably a shitty person. Now, do people that have mullets make for shitty people? I was in rehab with a guy that had a mullet in the year of our lord 2022 and he was an asshole, so, maybe?
The mullet of underwear is being so hairy you can’t see the bits
The ones you get in a tube






