So I guess none of you are domestic terrorists or whatever. But it’s like you’re all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that’s it.
I don’t know… do you like juggle or something? Any of you controlled and manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period? Secretly e-famous? Only fight using kicks because you’re saving your hands for cooking?
I’m weird. I’m twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don’t like bugs.
I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.
But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.
if I was at a bar and someone started telling me about bugs I would be so there for it
Especially if they open with the bartender and grasshopper joke
You, uh, can be drugged in that way. Benzos can do it.