I mean I’m not famous famous but there’s a dog at work that’s a big fan of me.

I’m totally normal actually, that’s why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I’ll never be considered “normal” by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

I am a liberal if that counts

I live in America and read above a 3rd grade level so probably.

I follow the trueanon tip “be normal”

except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it’d be insta self dox lmaoooo

I’m weird. I’m twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don’t like bugs.

I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.

But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.

I’d say I’m probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

Not E-famous, just regular famous

I am fully comfortable in an absolute mess. I’m not stressed out when things are cluttered, disorganized, filthy, or kinda smelly. This is a truly horrible character trait and a constant point of tension with my partner. I’m more than happy cleaning up but i have zero (0) internal triggers to start cleaning on my own and it’s not good.

I’m really into the gameplay aspects of otherwise very aesthetic games. I played Warhammer with unpainted units and would beat very good players (tournaments would deduct points if you didn’t paint your army so i never entered) and I was able to understand magic: the gathering well enough to become a judge while playing with unsleeved cards for most of my life.

I was one of the top players in the world at Skullgirls and had, at one point, developed the highest damaging painwheel+1 combo.

I really enjoy striking up conversations with random people and think after the revolution i could be an outreach worker trying to gain insight into the needs of those less reachable by conventional means

Nobody ever took me to a church/religous service (other than weddings and funerals) as a child and I’ve never been to one as an adult. Never baptized or any other anointing rituals either so I’m guaranteed not getting into any heaven.

I bought a CCCP shirt with a big hammer and sickle on it but kinda feel cringe wearing it

But it’s like you’re all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that’s it.

Please stop calling me out

I’d only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I’m too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads

I can whistle with my nose, and cannot whistle the normal way, if that counts. I don’t know how this nose-whistling works, I just know how to do it myself.

I’m actually really boring, but people treat me like I’m a weirdo, because I tend to look scruffy and unkempt. Suburbia sucks.

Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.