jokes

I’m cis/het/white/man/elder millennial in the imperial core and I’m, as far as i know, not a horrible fucking person.

I am fully comfortable in an absolute mess. I’m not stressed out when things are cluttered, disorganized, filthy, or kinda smelly. This is a truly horrible character trait and a constant point of tension with my partner. I’m more than happy cleaning up but i have zero (0) internal triggers to start cleaning on my own and it’s not good.

I’m really into the gameplay aspects of otherwise very aesthetic games. I played Warhammer with unpainted units and would beat very good players (tournaments would deduct points if you didn’t paint your army so i never entered) and I was able to understand magic: the gathering well enough to become a judge while playing with unsleeved cards for most of my life.

I was one of the top players in the world at Skullgirls and had, at one point, developed the highest damaging painwheel+1 combo.

I really enjoy striking up conversations with random people and think after the revolution i could be an outreach worker trying to gain insight into the needs of those less reachable by conventional means

Nobody ever took me to a church/religous service (other than weddings and funerals) as a child and I’ve never been to one as an adult. Never baptized or any other anointing rituals either so I’m guaranteed not getting into any heaven.

family shit

My parents weren’t religious and my maternal grandparents were kicked out of their church because racism or something they say it’s because he married outside the church but come on now

I bought a CCCP shirt with a big hammer and sickle on it but kinda feel cringe wearing it