HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comexternal-linkmessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up168cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
arrow-up168external-linkCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comHarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square80fedilinkcross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoIt was really muddy
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoSo muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs. I’m a good writer.
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoSpecifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIt was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThere was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.
It was really muddy
So muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs.
I’m a good writer.
Specifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
It was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
There was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.