Haven’t dated since Chapo subreddit got banned (related circumstances) and haven’t been keeping up with the social dogma anymore.
My girlfriend of 6 months asked “what’s Hexbear” and I immediately changed the subject
Lie, lie, lie and if they catch you, lie some more. I never met this hexbear. Never
Muddy the waters by making counter accusations. Call them a tankie
Create and print a hexbear sticker and put in her purse when’s she not looking. And when she sees it say, “clearly, you were projecting”
none. you don’t need a date first to tell people about hexbear. the fact that you’re not just shouting about us on street corners is revisionary
Instead of a scarlet letter I just wear a sandwich board that says “i use hexbear” and ring a bell. Accomplishes the same thing.
Sandwich board with a giant PPB on it
I changed my name to Hexbear so I’d have an excuse to bring it up to everyone I ever meet, anyone who hasn’t done this is a
Mine is still Chapo Dot Chat, unfortunately
“Chapo? Like the drug dealer?”
finally! we’ve found the one real leftist on this site
The first thing I tell anyone I meet is
. Second is hexbear.
was waiting until my tenth wedding anniversary but I’ve put it off until the twentieth
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I don’t use my name on tinder, I use my fucking Hexbear handle and PFP
I’m sorry, I didn’t commit to the bit that hard. I am an inferior poster
It’s better this way. If the account existed, I would have assumed you and Biggs were feds
If I see Biggs on an app I’m super-liking
i told my partner about it a few months ago and now they bully me for being terminally online so proceed with caution
Twist ending, your partner is also on Hexbear but they know not to tell anyone
And they’re bullying you here too.
It’s me. Spectre you’re a lib.
Based partner
If you aren’t bringing up Hexbear struggle sessions on the first date, you’re a :LIB:
Okay so about a year ago now, maybe like 8 months, this one user made a post about why you shouldn’t disturb rocks in rivers and creekbeds because it’s bad for small animals that rely on them to spawn and it got out of control into this wild struggle session about fucking rocks. It was funnier than the Dave Saga. Oh, who’s Dave? Shit, I guess I never told you about him, so anyway this user called Shitbird; He types like a bird on the computer covered in shit, it’s great, anyway, he had this shitty job one day
asking my prospective romantic partner if they’re more of Shrek or a shitbird
no more half measures walter
Hexbear posters disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible elimination of all existing outdoor cats.
Get it out there immediately. It’s in my tinder profile. I quiz my date on hexbear struggle sessions by text while traveling to the location of the date. If they fail then I just go home and get back to posting. Not gonna waste my time on
s 
this would not be a problem if you were true to your oathI would never date someone who would like using this website. The people here, myself included, are insufferable enough without me waking up next to one so they can shout slogans at me and pretend to have read things.
I was yelling “State and Revolution” while having sex with my wife and she kicked me out of bed for thinking it was a slogan and not knowing it was a book. Now she’s spending a lot of time at her boyfriend’s house.
Moron, you should’ve had your wife pull out State and Revolution from your bookshelf and ask you to read a one-liner from it that you will become famous for repeating 10 years later.
For it is of course one of the basic tenets of making love, and one of its basic differences with masturbation, that while the proletarian pegging must smash the prostate, it does not abolish the prostate itself: a prostate remains in being, and even endures for a long time to come, even though it begins immediately to “wither away”.
Revisonism, pure revisionism. Worse than revisionism.
I don’t even tell my communist friends about Hexbear and one of them has taught me about transmaxxers and /tttt/
That’s right, I consider Hexbear to be more taboo than transmaxxers and /tttt/ even to other communists
come on, gotta get those transgenders addicted to bear juice
those transgenders
Go ahead, say it. You know you want to
transmaxxers and /tttt/
That was a rabbit hole and a halfOkay, I know about /tttt/ because ContraPoints talked about it in her video on incels, but…dare I ask what transmaxxers are?
Transphobic lesbian transfem incels who tell themselves they’re only transitioning so that they can get laid because they can’t get any bitches as a male presenting person
/tttt/ is disturbingly influential, almost every 20 something trans woman I know understands the terminology at least.
Learning about transfem internet a few weeks ago broke my heart a little I’m ngl
Literally
are you really goated Cora reply guy techissus7449?
Yes bajookie
It’s the only culturally dynamic segment of 4chan left. Every other board is just 30-to-50-year olds accusing each other of being trans and trading the ugliest Wojack edits you’ve ever seen back and forth forever.
…what if i do both
I will take the fact that I browse this website to the grave. If anyone asks me what websites I use I tell them that the only thing I do on the internet is listen to
You’re just a prolific Wikipedia editor. We discuss Wikipedia citations on this site, and nothing more
Like the drug lord?
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to the grave huh?
Don’t tell your SO about this den of iniquity
If you’re a Hexbear user, you have to let them know on the first date and definitely before doing anything physical with them or else you’re tricking them
During orgasm it is customary to shout “Hexbear!”
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