Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.
Is this part of MAHA?
Make America Hungover Again
it’s just every single little dumbfuck grievance in their rotten heads huh
it’s Pete Hegseth
Reactionaries are nothing but Freudian death drive wrapped in flesh. It doesn’t matter what the question is, they’ll provide the answer that hurts them and everyone around them because they’re too feral to exist in polite society.
Pretty much. His base is alcoholic petite-bourgeoise landlords and jetski dealership owners.
Funny given that Trump is a teetotaler.
sobriety for me, not for thee
Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand
Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth
That sucks we have that in common. I just don’t drink, I wasn’t trying to make a whole thing out of it.
No worries I’m just a drunk history nerd trying to justify my habit
Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying
It’s like they’re getting Stan Kelly to write policy.
Vaccines are woke! Sobriety is woke! Fiber is woke!
Real MEN are DRUNK, DISEASED, and DON’T SHIT RIGHT.
Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.
finally, a third beerMy doctor said he’s worried about my liver and I told him I’m worried about your face because I’m gonna punch it if you keep quacking at me while I’m drinking.
I personally love exactly three beers, it’s enough to feel loose and buzzy for a short while, but no hangover or immediate consequences other than pissing, it’s a perfect amount to drink with good food at a cosy restaurant or a friend’s house for dinner.
I’m mowin’ the air Ran!
Steve Feinberg: “Pete, is that you talking or the liquor?”
Pete Hegseth: “Steve… I am the liquor”
Pete Hegseth insisted on this
“Look boss, I’ll invade Iran for you, but I’m not doing it sober”.
we need to bring back cigarette ads next. those were cool
Starring fat doctors. A doctor with a fag hanging out of the side of his mouth while performing an abortion.
An excuse to post one of my favorite things:
Clip from the original 1950s Sci fi classic “The Day The Earth Stood Still” where 2 doctors gab about the alien life expectancy while smoking cigarettes.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!
They’re outlawing rehab next
“Sobriety conversion therapy”
You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she’ll take the kids away?
Can’t believe they made me woke. Life was so much better when I had the freedom to be constantly hungover and vommiting all over the place.
How long until they roll back DUI thresholds and enforcement to like 1970s era levels?
And cars with no seatbelt?
Isn’t two drinks a day a lot?
It’s roughly 30 grams of pure alcohol, or one large glass of wine a day.
Oh you don’t drink do you
Not every day
As someone trying sobriety after basically alcoholism, it would take a lot more than 2 drinks to get me where I wanted to be
Not any more
“two drinks” that people actually drink is obscene
“two drinks” that are the serving size on the label is probably half a shot.
ha…
oh boy…
if only
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Aw sweet I can have three long island ice teas a day now!!!
My doctor told me it was 1-2 drinks a week, and definitely not more than 4 at once. It’s a group 1 carcinogen and has moderate risk of causing cancer. It’s not bad advice, but it doesn’t play much of a role in my poor habits.
1-2 drinks per day? drinker’s nose coming back in style ig.
