Pick 4.
Totally not inspired by wow_mao
1 Xi 2 Lula 3 Ibrahim Traoré 4 Trump
We all beat up Trump after he takes a hit.
1 Xi
You’re going to prison for drug trafficking, sorry my dude I don’t make the rules (the National People’s Congress does).
I can fix them.
Blunt Force Rotation
Trump
Albanese
Christopher Luxon
Keir Starmer
Netanfartoo
Yeah I get 5, try and stop me.
I’m going g to give them all cigars that explode like Loony Tunes. All of faces will be covered in soot and their noses are going to end up on the back of their heads. This is how I solve capitalism.
Kim Jong Un, Traore, al-Haddad (leader of military wing of Hamas apparently), and Netanyahu. Just gonna sit back and watch my guys beat the shit out of a fascist while high af
Xi, Sheinbaum, Kim Jung Un, and Diaz Canel.
We spend most of our time convincing Sheinbaum to go full ML.
Ibrahim Traoré, Kim Jong Un, and Michael Higgins. I know you asked for four but I can’t think of a fourth. I would honestly rather speak to Traoré sober but I feel like Kim Jong Un would be interesting high
Joe Biden and Mark Carney. I have some strong words for them
Petro has been constantly accused of being a druggie, while I’m pretty sure he’s only a drunk. If he’s being accused of that, might as well make it real.
Besides, you just know he’d go on these long and entertaining righteous rants, which I love watching while high.