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Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Neon Genesis Catholicon

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Neon Genesis Catholicon

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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    My mom and I have taken to calling Neon Genesis Evangelion “Ivan the Jellyfish”

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I would like to know the story there

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Step 1: Neon Genesis Evangelion → Evangelion

        Step 2: Evangelion → Evanjellyon

        Step 3: Evanjellyon → Ivan Jellyon

        Step 4: Ivan Jellyon → Ivan Jelly

        Step 5: Ivan Jelly → Ivan Jellyfish

        Step 6: Ivan Jellyfish → Ivan the Jellyfish

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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          Heh. That’s pretty good.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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    "Drink the blood of Christ, Shinji.

    And quit masturbating over unconscious clones of your mother. It’s a sin."

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      Get on the cross shinji

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        Sacrifice yourself for the sins of mankind, shinji

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      Wasn’t it Rei who was the…?

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