The ding ding ditch post reminded me.
I assumed some drunk friends were doing that one night to our apartment, but nope just shotguns in the face and a hall full of oinkers. Never found out why - just that they got a report of violence breaking out at a large party in our apartment (nope just a handful of dudes in an apartment watching space odyssey during finals week lol.)


The cops broken into my apartment and made me do the whole ‘hands where I can see them’ thing with guns blazing. After searching my house and not finding anything, they lingered in my kitchen for a solid 30 minutes until they finally left. Turns out my roommate threaten self harm to his girlfriend, except they immediately found him outside when they got to my apartment complex.
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