The ding ding ditch post reminded me.
I assumed some drunk friends were doing that one night to our apartment, but nope just shotguns in the face and a hall full of oinkers. Never found out why - just that they got a report of violence breaking out at a large party in our apartment (nope just a handful of dudes in an apartment watching space odyssey during finals week lol.)
Not at home but at school once when I was doing cybercrime, and then years later I had the suburban equivalent descend on me in a parking lot once, I picked up a gun from my friend at work (the place of business actually does gun transfers…) and got a phone call and sat in the parking lot for tops 5 mins. As I’m leaving I hear sirens down the road so I chill and wait for the vehicles to pass before turning out - but surprise muthafucka they were looking for me! One cop was literally aiming out the passenger window and there was like a decent number of businesses in the line of fire. Apparently someone had called the cops and this was the response - in the USA! What the fuck?
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