Communism is when you wash your balls
Gay communism is when you wash your ass
No that’s when you wash each others balls.
Our balls.
And Im all out of balls
I’m an Abundance Liberal so I stand in the shower for 2 hours tutting
How does one deep scrub without scrubbing the hands?
Who scrubs the scrubbers?
You get a homie to help you out
Loofah
These are probably people that use the same scummy loofah for years…
Use steel wool like a true prole
But if I don’t scrub my no-no zone and my pits I’m a stinky guy???
You scrub them well but don’t ignore the cleanliness conditions of other comrades parts.
Just not even letting the water get hands and feet at all. Incredible
Rubber gloves and boots must stay on in the shower
i use my pores to excrete waste products and the water in the sweat cleans me while providing a protective biofilm.
this is how the Archdruid RFK Jr. taught me to clean my body, using nature magick.
Resist Big Water
Deep scrub everywhere with yummy smelling soap.
There is no other way for me. I must feel clean and smell good.
fresh sheets, then shower, then sleep 🥰
Yep thats the good shit
5·2 months agoWait, so you willingly go into water, and just stand there? You even like it
I definitely don’t skip the torso and ya gotta get the feet cleaned
also cleaning the navel is very important
