“This cop is useless. But we can’t fire him from the department.”
“Put him on “communist control act” duty. Y’know, report on the local Marxist book club with five members who aren’t our guys. He can’t possibly injure himself reading books and attending meetings about the books.”
Cut to, the pigs can’t keep up with the reading. Or hurt themselves anyway.
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“This cop is useless. But we can’t fire him from the department.”
“Put him on “communist control act” duty. Y’know, report on the local Marxist book club with five members who aren’t our guys. He can’t possibly injure himself reading books and attending meetings about the books.”
Cut to, the pigs can’t keep up with the reading. Or hurt themselves anyway.