China will be leading the way in a new kind of sexual revolution where citizens will have the tools for amazing goon sessions.
9·4 days agoSomething about patriarchy and toxic masculinity or something.
Or the funny answer
lmao but tenga makes good toys for men that aren’t 500 LBS TITS AND ASS FUCK DREAM X-TREME
Yeah but Tenga Eggs aren’t reusable. Tenga sells them as single time use, albeit internet reports say you can squeeze some more out of them but still, that’s a lot of plastic.
Yeah but here’s a pro-tip, the eggs are only $6 and depending on how much you get off it can last you a couple months if you wash it and store it in a cool dry place. SWIM knows this, plus tenga also sells masturbator sleeves for a reasonable price, I think $20 or $30. But you didn’t hear any of this from me if anyone asks.
unironically thank you
Abstract non-phallic design betrays a sub(?)conscious yearning for a world where men never existed- or perhaps one where they do, but only as a sort of benign eunuch class.
Lmao
Trans all cis men when
smh the WOKE LIBS are transing all the cis men so poor trans girls can’t get their estrogen
China will be leading the way
Hell yea
but will socialism get rid of my AI Boyfriend???
You will have the share him with the rest of the commune, sorry.
For your support you have received one tenga egg and one hitachi magic wand.
I shall repurpose the motor from the hitachi wand into my warn out impact drill
GOOD post, not mentioned nearly enough
GOOD post
