HELL YEAH BEST THING TRUMP EVER DID
POUR THE CHAMPERS THEYDIES THE BITCH IS BACK
Trump’s Truth Social post. I made small paragraphs.
George Santos was somewhat of a “rogue,” but there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren’t forced to serve seven years in prison. I started to think about George when the subject of Democrat Senator Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal came up again.
As everyone remembers, “Da Nang” stated for almost twenty years that he was a proud Vietnam Veteran, having endured the worst of the War, watching the Wounded and Dead as he raced up the hills and down the valleys, blood streaming from his face. He was “a Great Hero,” he would leak to any and all who would listen — And then it happened! He was a COMPLETE AND TOTAL FRAUD. He never went to Vietnam, he never saw Vietnam, he never experienced the Battles there, or anywhere else.
His War Hero status, and even minimal service in our Military, was totally and completely MADE UP. This is far worse than what George Santos did, and at least Santos had the Courage, Conviction, and Intelligence to ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN! George has been in solitary confinement for long stretches of time and, by all accounts, has been horribly mistreated. Therefore, I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!
Well that was clearly written by someone else
It was George himself.
Patriots are in control.
Name me one other person on planet earth who could have written that.
Any number of interns working on the social media. This really doesn’t look like his writing style to me.
TAFS
Guest Mic on Seeking Derangements.
SCOTUS hands Trump the keys to a rigged 3rd term election, so he drops Vance’s boring ass (who he picked as the safe sycophant nerd choice) for someone more like him: Santos. (Trump’s dementia causes him to forget he’s gay and Latino and/or Santos pretends to be straight and white)
Trump then shits himself to death on day 12 and VP Santos is inaugurated president
Here’s how this messy queen can still win
SCOTUS hands Trump the keys to a rigged 3rd term election
Yes.
He drops Vance’s boring ass.
Yes.
Trump’s dementia causes him to forget he’s gay and Latino and/or Santos pretends to be straight and white.
Yes.
Look-Look-Look! I’m wearing my brand-new shades! Aren’t they fabul— He starts speaking in a odd, deep voice. I was gonna get wraparound Manley’s - I mean Oakley’s. Strong and powerful. And tactical. Maybe I’ll get those next time.
Bit idea:
Guy who voted for Trump all 3 times now enraged because he thinks Don just freed George Soros.
I’m sure there are at least dozens (100s?) of them already.
running for president or a different scam like with the dogs again or something
running for president
He could do it. He could win against the most boring-ass neolib. I’ve never said this in my life before this moment but:
We need Kamala.
I hope he’ll be back on Fortnite Friday.
Being incarcerated convinced him to become a prison abolitionist so I’m excited for his eventual Maoist arc.
George Santos sounds like a fake name for an English person in the same vein as Arthur Knight.
George Saint, waving a Saint George flag.
he’ll grift his way to the presidency using his cameo money
we need a follow up post-prison interview by ziwe right now
